What’s your porno name?

[staffsblue]

Tiny Wheeldon.

 

[Marklr]

My first pet was a cat called Linda, and my mum's maiden name is Lovelace. Not very good, is it?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My first pet was a cat called Linda, and my mum's maiden name is Lovelace. Not very good, is it?

Especially if your real name is Dave.

 

[Blue tube]

Mine is an actual pornstar's name, Lucy Gresty, looks like a readers wives type on google images

 

[sir baconface]

Prince Andrew

 

[BongoBlue]

Freckles Nyhan...

 

[lust overlord]

Rex Hope.

 

[manclad]

Bronco MacCauley

 

[snorky]

Doesn't exactly match the criteria, but mine was...
Butch 'Footlong' Mandingo.
Check out one of my top rated oldies on xhamster... 'Mandingo Rides Again'

 

[bluethrunthru]

Boaty McBoatface............pet was a fish and my mum was Scottish