What age were you told or realised that SANTA

[Bluemoon115]

What?

 

[salfordpaul]

wtf ? santa exists dickhead......doesn t he?

 

[Deleted member 52846]

Please tell me this is a wind up?

 

[stony]

That horrible moment when you realise that your parents have been lying to you all your life.

 

[Skashion]

I was five. I realised on my own using logic and maths to realise that delivering that many presents in one night simply wasn't possible. I confronted my mam at our Christmas Eve party, she admitted the truth, and thus I began my first steps towards adulthood.

 

[BWTAC]

That horrible moment when you realise that your parents have been lying to you all your life.

To be fair, I should have seen the signs that they were lying sooner, the fact that they are black Jamaicans and I am white should have got the alarm bells ringing sooner.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

My mam told me when i was 19.

Gutted. : (

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

Heard all sorts of noise down stairs on christmas eve not long after being sent to bed I was about 7. I sneaked downstairs and my 2 eldest brothers had my scaletrix all set up in the backroom.
This made my young mind think he didnt exist or was a bastard for letting them play with it before me

 

[TCIB]

WTF he isn't re...

 

[BWTAC]

That horrible moment when you realise that your parents have been lying to you all your life.

To be fair, I should have seen the signs that they were lying sooner, the fact that they are black Jamaicans and I am white should have got the alarm bells ringing sooner.

fucking choc ice

taking all our jobs

Often licked, never beaten.


That was my Mums motto.