What an Idiot!

[BTH]

Hilarious on every level:

* he's a rag
* like many others he has denounced the club's colours (although he still wears a tw@t hat)
* he was 'warned' by the erm 'vendor' about other stewards being sacked for doing the same but decided to do carry on and do likewise anyway
* he is a student from Kent studying a doss subject
* when it all went wrong he ran to the Manchester United Last Week's News, as it should now be called, when he could have rang the Deal Extra (I think it's called) with his big scoop!

Laughably pathetic, but not wholly unexpected.

 

[Freestyler]

good, red twat.

 

[Marvin]

shows that they are really bothered about these protests at united.

The only thing that will bother them is the £££££. Rags wearing Green and Gold scarves and shirts bought from the superstore and playing £40 for tickets are just posturing.

 

[Henry Chinaski]

Christ, just read that and realised, i got on the bus with this turd today. My eye was immediately drawn to his cap and norwich scarf and the fact he had a midlandsish accent.

I had my ipod on but took it out to listen to some of the crap he was spouting. He mentioned something about being on the news so i kept on listening. It was hilarious, at one point i burst out laughing at something he said and he turned round and i just kept on laughing. And laughing. And laughing. So he knew it was him that was cracking me up. The lad opposite was a blue and he did the same, hope he felt as big a mug as he undoubtedly is.

Sums up United perfectly.