mcmanus
Well-Known Member
mancity89 said:Set the scene its april and City play some team from trafford, they can rap up the league but Dzeko & Ballotelli are both injured so the goats called up on the bench. 86th minute Rooney has a double footed lunge thats thigh height on aguero that Chris Foy judges to be a fair tackle and gives aguero his second yellow card for diving. On comes the goat who chases gary neville (they're that skint by this point they call him up because he's the only c**t who'll pay subs to play for united) down who's watching the ball go out for a goal kick.......and you know the rest.
Hate saying this but post of the day.
Off the bench our Bermudan King. I know it's fantasy but I still remember watching over and over again with the commentary "It's Shaun Goater.... that's three one ... and add to that it's 100 Man City goals for Shaun Goater"