What are you drinking right now?

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

An ice cold bottle of Bud.

Fucking hell - it just gets worse...

Calm down mate, you'll be suicidal before 6pm at this rate.

But Fosters and now Bud?
Out of all of the wondrous alcoholic beverages available, why on earth would anybody choose these?
I would rather drink a pint of working girl's urine topped off with a genital wart.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Fucking hell - it just gets worse...

Calm down mate, you'll be suicidal before 6pm at this rate.

But Fosters and now Bud?
Out of all of the wondrous alcoholic beverages available, why on earth would anybody choose these?
I would rather drink a pint of working girl's urine topped off with a genital wart.

Where do they sell bottles of that?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

An ice cold bottle of Bud.

Fucking hell - it just gets worse...

Off to open another one now. Yum yum.

That's it - I have sent Mrs Fetlocks to bring me some disposable razors and Valium.
Bloody Philistines.

 

[Dalian Blue]

can of Fosters

Probably out of the can, I despair at times.

of course

why make more washing up?

'Hey teacher! Leave those cans alone'
Pilsner brewed on the premises for me

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Fucking hell - it just gets worse...

Off to open another one now. Yum yum.

That's it - I have sent Mrs Fetlocks to bring me some disposable razors and Valium.
Bloody Philistines.

Crack open a cold one mate and chill out :)

 

[squirtyflower]

Probably out of the can, I despair at times.

of course

why make more washing up?

'Hey teacher! Leave those cans alone'
Pilsner brewed on the premises for me

bottle of merlot now

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Off to open another one now. Yum yum.

That's it - I have sent Mrs Fetlocks to bring me some disposable razors and Valium.
Bloody Philistines.

Crack open a cold one mate and chill out :)

No worries mate - I have commenced proceedings with a bottle of Marstons Pale Ale.
My Polish neighbour came round earlier with a bottle of bison grass vodka for lending him my mower all summer.
I can see the evening becoming very messy later.
I just hope I pass out before I'm banned.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

You enjoy yourself mate.

 

[BWTAC]

Fucking Fosters?
Have the brewery forgotten to deliver the decent beers?

Some are less cultured than us.

Clearly.

-- Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:14 pm --

Already on a nice Chablis, prior to a nice family meal out this evening with the two ladies in my my life for my birthday.

Fucking hell - a threesome on your birthday?
Good work, you jammy ****.

Us Fritzels know how to party.

 

[andyhinch]

of course

why make more washing up?

'Hey teacher! Leave those cans alone'
Pilsner brewed on the premises for me

bottle of merlot now

I've moved on to wine now, the G&T earlier was very nice mind.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Having a bottle of Strawberry cider now.

 

[andyhinch]

Having a bottle of Strawberry cider now.

You down canal street again?

 

[york away to this!]

strawberry daquiry for me in readiness for my facebook date...

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Having a bottle of Strawberry cider now.

You down canal street again?

Not yet but will be in a while so get me a drink in.

 

[andyhinch]

Having a bottle of Strawberry cider now.

You down canal street again?

Not yet but will be in a while so get me a drink in.

I'll be working down here till 12, the pimps are bastards.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Needs must my friend, needs must.

 

[andyhinch]

Needs must my friend, needs must.

Wish I hadn't ask for a fag break :(

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Needs must my friend, needs must.

Wish I hadn't ask for a fag break :(

Just have a quick puff.

 

[The Flash]

Jennings 'Cocker Hoop' - nowt like slaking a thirst with some cock.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Have a word with Andy.