What are you drinking right now?

[stony]

I hope i outlive the lot of you rotters and i shall drink all the rum and not a splash on any of your graves.
The lovely people that defended m... wait i'm no fucking day... i hope you all suffer a terrible hangover in the near future.
Bluegirl74 i hope leads a happy and fulfilled life stuffed with happiness.
Stony is just a proper oldskool fucker who is beyond value for a night out, he doesn't even notice when you bum him whilst he sleeps.
That or he is to kind to say anything.
Mr Knee is gonna do alright, he just needs to not let his saggy bumhole be a barrier of confidence for himself.

Gin sours

Hendricks gin, lemon juice, sugar and bitters served on the rocks.

The lady has a pink butterfly (awaits good bluemoon style humour to make this sound depraved)

Jesus H Christ on a fucking bike. If you went anywhere near my arsehole when I slept, I hoped you washed your cock afterwards. You shitty dick twat.

 

[TCIB]

She says helo but my gay bumming sessions are not allowed i am told any more.
They had to end one day i guess, i will cherish the memories though.

I just extended the stay another day haha, we never made it to solita tonight so i said we will go tomorrow.

Stony will be heart broken.

I'm having a hot chocolate now thats how rock n roll i am, fuck you and your cocktails.

Fear and loathing is your average day.
Now add a certain underclass from the lower end of stockport to that and you have a recipe for hell on earth :-)
I mean gdm not me, i'm not from one of these heaton norris type shitholes.

 

[stony]

I think it's about time I cracked open that litre of Smirnoff that's sitting in the cupboard.

 

[TCIB]

I think it's about time I cracked open that litre of Smirnoff that's sitting in the cupboard.

This is gonna get messi, no this act will ensure messi signs for us...right lads...right ?
Where you all go?, cunts!

 

[TCIB]

Gordons
On offer at Asda at £15 a litre everyone !
Phenomenal easter bargain

Thank you Asda for looking after us both
The wife has got the vodka and that was £15 a litre too

Diet tonic water from Aldi with a brace of limes and a bucket of ice
Quarter bottle togo
Whats not to like

I like where this is heading, muslims, gypsies, fat people, non white English folk.
Come on you fucker bite at one of these :-D

 

[stony]

Vodka and Coke, smoked salmon and horseradish pate on toast and the entire series of Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads on youtube. Get in.

 

[TCIB]

Vodka and Coke, smoked salmon and horseradish pate on toast and the entire series of Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads on youtube. Get in.

Fuck me stony, an artistic impressionist could get you photo perfect just from that post hehe.

 

[stony]

Vodka and Coke, smoked salmon and horseradish pate on toast and the entire series of Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads on youtube. Get in.

Fuck me stony, an artistic impressionist could get you photo perfect just from that post hehe.

Pictures with words mate, pictures with words.

Did I ever tell you about the time I ate a full packet of Rennies and drank two bottles of Shiraz? It's not a happy combination to say the least.

 

[TCIB]

Vodka and Coke, smoked salmon and horseradish pate on toast and the entire series of Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads on youtube. Get in.

Fuck me stony, an artistic impressionist could get you photo perfect just from that post hehe.

Pictures with words mate, pictures with words.

Did I ever tell you about the time I ate a full packet of Rennies and drank two bottles of Shiraz? It's not a happy combination to say the least.

Know what mate, i dunno if your even joking haha, i really don't.
You did a fair bit of shit in your time so i dunno when your taking the piss.

If this one is not making me look a gullible fool i'd like to know how this ended sir !

 

[stony]

Fuck me stony, an artistic impressionist could get you photo perfect just from that post hehe.

Pictures with words mate, pictures with words.

Did I ever tell you about the time I ate a full packet of Rennies and drank two bottles of Shiraz? It's not a happy combination to say the least.

Know what mate, i dunno if your even joking haha, i really don't.
You did a fair bit of shit in your time so i dunno when your taking the piss.

If this one is not making me look a gullible fool i'd like to know how this ended sir!

Unhappily mate, and very messy. I was frightened of farting for days afterwards.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Cup of coffee and I can fart without fear.

 

[foetus]

Beer. The Easter weekend has already started in Sydney...bitches!

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Beer. The Easter weekend has already started in Sydney...bitches!

See you in ten hours my antipodean fellow pisshead.

 

[foetus]

Beer. The Easter weekend has already started in Sydney...bitches!

See you in ten hours my antipodean fellow pisshead.

only the very best matey

 

[dronefromsector7g]

VB is piss. Rather have Carlton Crown or Tooheys. Or Coopers. Or Swan.

 

[TCIB]

Fucking plenty !

She had to go back home for a day so i'm drinking the bar dry and my bank account.
2k i have blown since friday, not something i do often !

Err im on my 5-6th hendricks sour, i love these things.
It is like fanta lemon for the big kids.

 

[Balti]

all aussie lager is piss tbf

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Hoegaarden, then its Leffe Brune.

 

[rushts]

Hoegaarden, then its Leffe Brune.

Good man. (i don't care what they all think about you on here, i think your all right).


Good old JD btw :-)

 

[johnny on the spot]

Strongbow.