what are you getting your loved one for xmas?

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

i got her
one of these
i'm sure she will like it.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

i got her
one of these
i'm sure she will like it.

My wife's got one of those in her knickers

 

[southamptonblue]

I'm not getting myself anything ;)

 

[Bill Walker]

We gave up on that shit years ago. Christmas is just a massive marketing ploy, getting everyone to buy useless shit that other people don't want/need.

 

[Bill Walker]

i got her
one of these
i'm sure she will like it.

Good job it comes with instructions.

 

[pride in battle]

We gave up on that shit years ago. Christmas is just a massive marketing ploy, getting everyone to buy useless shit that other people don't want/need.

Wow...I bet its fun in your house...

 

[blueparrot]

We gave up on that shit years ago. Christmas is just a massive marketing ploy, getting everyone to buy useless shit that other people don't want/need.

You mean you were shit at choosing the right presents.

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

Told my ex she was getting a pearl necklace one year . She said she would rather a gold one . They love the gold in Asia. Probably one of a thousand reasons she is now my ex . She was calling her glasses spunk deflectors for years . Didn't have a clue what any of it meant. It was also good watching football replays on a Sunday and pretending it was live . If she picked the correct winner I would bet small. If she picked the wrong one I would bet big .

 

[PragueBlue]

Mainly clothes and perfume.

 

[Bluechipblue]

I'm going to get her a lovely see through negligee. Not made my mind up what to get the wife yet though.