What do footballers do to annoy you?

[EarbyBlue]

Speak in the third person... "I've picked up the ball on the half-way line, crossed it AND headed it in". That and earn stupid immoral amounts of dosh.

''I'' must be some player

Well they are arn't they (said in best Brian Horton english), thats why they get paid all that money!

 

[amehh]

Whinge. I have no sympathy for someone who is on £100,000 under any circumstance.

 

[jordinho09]

Wear a red shirt! :)

im with this guy on that one well sed m8

 

[kunaguero10]

players who run off holding the ball when they concede a free kick to waste time

 

[notreallyhere]

hit the first defender with a corner

 

[KentBlue]

The thing that annoys me most about rag players is that they breathe.

 

[M35 Blue]

Players diving - or simulation as it now seems to be called. Forget a yellow card if the ref is certain he dived he should be sent off, end of the day its cheating.

 

[Omiclops]

Players diving - or simulation as it now seems to be called. Forget a yellow card if the ref is certain he dived he should be sent off, end of the day its cheating.

 

[UNCLE MORT]

....use 'plurals' when speaking about other players...ie.'' the Keegans, the Gasgoines & the Messis of this world''
Anyone got a photo of Miss Sitters???????

 

[MouldensChippy]

1. Breathe
2. Think that are never paid enough money or respect
3. Think that they are intelligent

;-)

 

[2bluegp]

1. Breathe
2. Think that are never paid enough money or respect
3. Think that they are intelligent

;-)

beat me to it!
1-wear red
2- breathe

 

[KolarovsLeftPeg]

Complain that they need more money, MORE money, it's a joke tbh.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

dive, roll around on the floor like they have been shot!

oh and get tackled and make out they have a broken leg, then when they dont get there own way jump straight back up.......its like magic!

 

[ShaunMCFC]

have more money than me

 

[seventeen hands]

Score against City.

 

[yerwot?]

got to be the childish hysterical cringeworthy girlish goal celebrations especially when its a pure fluke or even worse gone in off a defender .makes me turn away in embarrassment.Diving , elbows to the head, going over the ball timewasting just makes me mad , but the "baby" celebration makes me want to puke

 

[bluemoon32]

My biggest annoyance is the constant diving & crying when tackled, ffs even so called hardmen defenders do it nowadays.......the game has gone soft & it's not the better for it.

 

[citymad]

Embarrasing celebrations: thumb sucking, baby rocking, un synchonised dancing (ie Adebayor and Eboue) and bufferfly hands. Also hate players gobbing off to refs and players screaming like poofs when they get tapped like Joe Cole.

 

[Anonymous]

Those that try to make out that it's a hard life. Really fcuking pisses me off. How detached from reality can you get?

 

[samharris]

Smarmy look at me celebrations ala tranny and adebayor etc...ffs they get paid shitloads of money to score goals...the celebration should be for the fans....not themselves.