What do Southerners really think of Northerners?

[stony]

One thing I did find working with cockneys. They always bung you a few quid at the end of the job and they always sign your timesheet for whatever time you think you cab get away with.

 

[pauldominic]

to be fair, were are all whippet racing, banger car driving, pie and gravy eating weirdos. i wear my flat cap backwards

I must admit the stake and ale pie from the hairy bikers was hard work on sunday.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Nope, I do things for fun, not profit. I'd rather be entertained than rich

I'd marry you if you were a girl.

 

[oneloveonecity]

Born in Middleton, raised in London and Sussex. Live? Northampton. Accent? London - ish. Views?

You are all a bunch of weird accented, corrie watching, dole sponging bastards. You can't even speak the Queen's English let alone spell it. You provide fuck all to the economy but instead leech away claiming dole for your 8 kids and widescreen tv's whilst staring out of your depressing council houses at the sofa sitting in the front garden. Your kids are the one's on the 'Police, Camera, Action' programmes and you are actually proud of them. Bricks to you are for nicking tyres with or putting through people's windows. Noel and Liam are your role model's. You think that in England that it rains all the time.

You also smell of wee a bit.

I don't know why i bother.

hey.. it does rain all the time.

 

[pauldominic]

to be fair, were are all whippet racing, banger car driving, pie and gravy eating weirdos. i wear my flat cap backwards

you'll be slapped out of Alderley Edge Golf Club if you do that ;)

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Bare cockneys on here, I didn't even realise. Surprised no-ones asked me if I want to buy any stockings made out of parachute material.

 

[pauldominic]

Born in Middleton, raised in London and Sussex. Live? Northampton. Accent? London - ish. Views?

You are all a bunch of weird accented, corrie watching, dole sponging bastards. You can't even speak the Queen's English let alone spell it. You provide fuck all to the economy but instead leech away claiming dole for your 8 kids and widescreen tv's whilst staring out of your depressing council houses at the sofa sitting in the front garden. Your kids are the one's on the 'Police, Camera, Action' programmes and you are actually proud of them. Bricks to you are for nicking tyres with or putting through people's windows. Noel and Liam are your role model's. You think that in England that it rains all the time.

You also smell of wee a bit.

I don't know why i bother.

hey.. it does rain all the time.

A fair point.

Mind you we have quite a few Royal Golf Courses at Lytham, Birkdale and Hoylake ;)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Nope, I do things for fun, not profit. I'd rather be entertained than rich

I'd marry you if you were a girl.

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[heywood blue]

I live in a terraced house
I have a flat cap
I love a fry up (done in lard)
I have six fingers on my left hand
I dont eat salad or brown bread
I say what i think and not just what people want to hear
I have never drunk a Shandy, no point watering down a good pint
I don't say barth,it's bath or darn, its down
Long live the north, you namby pamby shandy swilling soft southern girlies

 

[Damocles]

Nope, I do things for fun, not profit. I'd rather be entertained than rich

I'd marry you if you were a girl.

Hey......let's not rule anything out here...