What do you want for Christmas?

A 12 inch penis, im sick of having to tuck mine into my sock so something a bit smaller would be a treat.
 
someone to wash the dishes after Christmas dinner would be nice whilst I settle down with a nice glass of Baileys. ahhh bliss - easily pleased
 
I want everyone whos stuck in traffic and at stations,airports etc to make it to their destinations for christmas....
 
6 points off Liverpool and Palace.

The cheeseboard that has been screaming at me all morning from the fridge.
 
A Chopper and a Racer and a radio and a cassette a paddling pool, and a remote control car, a '65 Corvette Stingray and an Omnibot
 
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