What does derby week consist of for you...

mcfcliam

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...as a Mancunian?

Well, for me, plenty of things.

Banter with with my Red shite mates.
Constantly score predicting and saying 'we're gonna hammer you on sat'
Shitting myself.
Seeing the Red and Blue pubs preparing with their advertising.
Arranging how early the first pint will be.
Bluemoon 24/7!!
 
Buying the evening news every night

Taking the piss/winding rags up i know without ever being daft enough to say i think well cackle em

Not kipping much the night before the game
 
Trying not to think about it
Thinking about it 24-7
Letting my rag mates take the piss
Attempting to save money and sort out a piss up
Dreaming every night of the day
Being on Blue Moon 24-7
 
Ok here's my derby week;

Shitting myself for a week before hand
Avoid all rags at work in case they start something and i'm forced to chin them
Nerves shot by the morning of the game
Intense panic arriving at coms
Intense hatred as the scum walk out of the tunnel
Complete fear as whistle blows for kick off
90 (plus fergie time) mins of severe anxiety with extreme terror every time they get close to shooting
Euphoria if we score
Suicidal if they score
Orgasmic bliss if we win
Anger if we lose
Smugness and Pride in work on monday morning if we win
Avoid all rags in work on monday morning if we lose in case they start something and i'm forced to chin them again
Total exhaustion by the end of monday

God knows how i'm gonna cope if we start meeting them more than twice a season when we're in cup finals/champions league etc lol ;-)
 
mcfcliam said:
...as a Mancunian?

Well, for me, plenty of things.

Banter with with my Red shite mates.
Constantly score predicting and saying 'we're gonna hammer you on sat'
Shitting myself.
Seeing the Red and Blue pubs preparing with their advertising.
Arranging how early the first pint will be.
Bluemoon 24/7!!

shit nights sleep
mood swings ranging from wildly optomistic to manic depressive
banter with some rags in the office
shitting myself
 
i always remain very humble and just grin at the rags when they spew there verbal diarrhoea that there gonna stuff us etc.

its so much sweeter then too just give them the same grin after we do them at weekend!
 
ethan23 said:
David Blaine is reportedly absolutley gutted that his record of spending 42 days doing fuck all in a box has been broken by Dimitar Berbatov
here is your tin hat pal.....

run for the hills i tell you ruuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!
 

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