What does derby week consist of for you...

[NPBlue]

Seeing a few red friends burying their heads in their hands and admitting they expect the worst.

Me, Standing tall, agreeing with them, but for all the right reasons from my perspective.

I can't remember the last time they were dreading a derby so much. Usually they are cock sure, but not this time.

They are a bit quiet and submissive, at least the ones I know are.

I know some hard core reds, and they are, well, strangely, unusually, lacking in confidence, and don't really want to talk about football.

It's not like them at all, he he he.

Bring it on, as I'm loving being a blue at the moment, and let's shut them up for a while longer!

 

[joe salford]

usually i lose a stone in weight with worry, but this time i am very confident. We will get something out of this game. I think them lot are shitting it more than us in the knowledge that if we beat them we virtually hand the title to Chelsea.
Also knowing that even if we get beat we can certainly rely on Chelski to do spuds later in the day. Also we can ,and will do spuds at home.
So even if results go against us we aint done yet. Them fuckers know we have arrived and we are here to stay.

I have just realised that my hands are shaking whilst typing and i am talking bollox so i am shitting it really!

fuck im gonna be sick

I think all the lads need is an atmosphere 2nd to none and everyone in the ground ,man for man ( inc the North and CB stands! ) to be on full voice and that will spur them on.

Look at spuds last night - they have not worked that hard all season and their crowd has not been as loud and as passionate. All we need is a bit of that.
Our contribution to the day cannot be underestimated.

Imagine - we win and then we got all afternoon on the piss watching Chelsea do spuds without a GAY scarf to be seen. Bliss

cmon City

 

[Quinny851]

I have about 6 pisses a minute, sweat my tits off with worry. Have 4 pints before the game, throw them up as the players come out of the tunnel and then want to punch everyone in the face when they score in the 100th min.

I fucking hate the red bastards!!!

 

[ibennett63]

David Blaine is reportedly absolutley gutted that his record of spending 42 days doing fuck all in a box has been broken by Dimitar Berbatov

Nice.

 

[KentBlue]

I spend all the time before the game in a permanent state of red-hatred. Post box = HATE. Red bus = HATE. Woman in red dress = HATE. Cut myself shaving and see the blood = HATE.

This strange phenomena continues up to and including the match itself where it reaches a climax when I see the rag bastards take to the pitch in red (which, in case you've forgotten, red = HATE) and climaxes in a full-throttle venting of my spleen towards the hated enemy. Coarse hand gestures and vile swearwords are then the order of the day for a minimum of 90 minutes, and then, when the score board confirms a City win I retreat back to being the good old meek and mild KentBlue that I usually am. I smile beningly at old ladies in the street and help then cross the road with a cheery word and a tip of the hat. I laugh gaily as I skip nonchalantly along the road without a care in the world. Secure in the knowledge that we've done those venomous bastards once again and all is now well with the world.

 

[BLOOMUEN]

Stomach spasms and a raised systolic blood pressure, usually! Bouts of optimism, hatred and depression in equal measures. Clinging on to positive omens and superstition (a major feature of the week!) e.g. if I can be nice to my wife or do some washing up, everything will be OK.

 

[Metal Biker]

Having arguments with United mates, even the ones who aren't that into football.

Constantly refreshing Newsnow for derby info.

Stomach churning more and more before the day.

Trying everything at work to get the day of the match off.

 

[bluevengence]

I have about 6 pisses a minute, sweat my tits off with worry. Have 4 pints before the game, throw them up as the players come out of the tunnel and then want to punch everyone in the face when they score in the 100th min.

I fucking hate the red bastards!!!

It`s not just me then

 

[LongsightM13]

Hunting down Rag 'masters of disguise' infesting Bluemoon

 

[OOHBEBLUE]

Great banter and all friendships with rags are off for a week.. On facebook last night and they were all trying to get a rise from me,but it didn't happen!! I find laughing at them winds them up even more!

Quote from a rag last night who previously said he wasn't interested in us or any other club 'Good night blue nose,i hope you shit the bed'