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At the Dortmund pre-season friendly we came across a football memorabilia shop, on prominant display was a dummy with a rag shirt on it, this led to a lot of good natured banter with the shop owner as i tried my best to get him to take the shirt off the dummy and put a city shirt on it instead, i must have been in that shop half an hour trying to get him to change the shirt, I even gave him a spare city top I had with me to put on the dummy but he was having none of it. Eventually drained from our exertions my wife and I retired to the outside drinking area of the bar opposite, along came some more blues who we explained the situation to, so they went and did battle with the dummy owner only to concede defeat and drown their sorrow outside the bar with us, a short time later yet more blues came and sought to conquer the rag dummy but failed and joined the growing defeated horde of blues, at this point the owner of the dummy actually came over (great bloke btw) and sat with us having a drink then went back to the rag shirt infested shop, then along comes the 7th cavalry in the guise of tipsy and loud but happy city fans, they were quickly given a heads up and immediately went into battle with the dummy owner, they emerged several minutes later triumphant and singing battle songs (who the f88k ARE man united) they were treated as heroes and drinks were dispensed all round, my shirt was resplendant on the `mannequin`...........job done ;)
 
DortmundDummy said:
At the Dortmund pre-season friendly we came across a football memorabilia shop, on prominant display was a dummy with a rag shirt on it, this led to a lot of good natured banter with the shop owner as i tried my best to get him to take the shirt off the dummy and put a city shirt on it instead, i must have been in that shop half an hour trying to get him to change the shirt, I even gave him a spare city top I had with me to put on the dummy but he was having none of it. Eventually drained from our exertions my wife and I retired to the outside drinking area of the bar opposite, along came some more blues who we explained the situation to, so they went and did battle with the dummy owner only to concede defeat and drown their sorrow outside the bar with us, a short time later yet more blues came and sought to conquer the rag dummy but failed and joined the growing defeated horde of blues, at this point the owner of the dummy actually came over (great bloke btw) and sat with us having a drink then went back to the rag shirt infested shop, then along comes the 7th cavalry in the guise of tipsy and loud but happy city fans, they were quickly given a heads up and immediately went into battle with the dummy owner, they emerged several minutes later triumphant and singing battle songs (who the f88k ARE man united) they were treated as heroes and drinks were dispensed all round, my shirt was resplendant on the `mannequin`...........job done ;)
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DortmundDummy said:
At the Dortmund pre-season friendly we came across a football memorabilia shop, on prominant display was a dummy with a rag shirt on it, this led to a lot of good natured banter with the shop owner as i tried my best to get him to take the shirt off the dummy and put a city shirt on it instead, i must have been in that shop half an hour trying to get him to change the shirt, I even gave him a spare city top I had with me to put on the dummy but he was having none of it. Eventually drained from our exertions my wife and I retired to the outside drinking area of the bar opposite, along came some more blues who we explained the situation to, so they went and did battle with the dummy owner only to concede defeat and drown their sorrow outside the bar with us, a short time later yet more blues came and sought to conquer the rag dummy but failed and joined the growing defeated horde of blues, at this point the owner of the dummy actually came over (great bloke btw) and sat with us having a drink then went back to the rag shirt infested shop, then along comes the 7th cavalry in the guise of tipsy and loud but happy city fans, they were quickly given a heads up and immediately went into battle with the dummy owner, they emerged several minutes later triumphant and singing battle songs (who the f88k ARE man united) they were treated as heroes and drinks were dispensed all round, my shirt was resplendant on the `mannequin`...........job done ;)
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Great story!
 
My surname is Seal,ive never had a nickname so the lads had to try and come up with something. So they came up with imber, as in imbecile.
 
Name of my company Barcon Construction.
When I went to register a company name I had just left a job where we were building a BAR and were up to our knees in CONcrete
Add the fact that my last name is BARker and I'm in CONstruction.
I was noddy on all the other forums.
 
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