What good deed have you done today ?

[Jake From Number 84]

My dog had a poo in my sisters garden. So I grabbed a bag & picked up the untimely deposit before discarding it in the bin.

 

[andyhinch]

Tossed off a rebellion leader of the cellar dwellers

 

[nelsons willie]

Smiled at a beggar,

i saw a beggar today with a tatty old polystyrene cup so i went and bought him a pristine new mug from poundland

How much was it?

99p

 

[TCIB]

Put the seat and lid down after a recent evacuation of the bladder.

Yes I know I deserve a medal but I refuse as I don't want to distance myself from you, the common person :-)

 

[andyhinch]

Put the seat and lid down after a recent evacuation of the bladder.

Yes I know I deserve a medal but I refuse as I don't want to distance myself from you, the common person :-)

Fuck off, you've got a bath maid same as me

 

[chris_m]

Smashed the back doors in of a girl I'm currently seeing, does that count?

 

[Rosler1985]

Gave the girls next to us the bottle of wine we ordered but decided it was best not to drink.

Turned out to be a wise choice.