What has pissed you off today?

Pushed the plastic lid back on the Cuprinol fence faint, it buckled and went in, splashing the paint into my face, glasses and arms. Easily washed off except for the glasses, this could be expensive if I can’t find a way to clean the shadow of the paint off.
 
Pushed the plastic lid back on the Cuprinol fence faint, it buckled and went in, splashing the paint into my face, glasses and arms. Easily washed off except for the glasses, this could be expensive if I can’t find a way to clean the shadow of the paint off.

99% alcohol should do it depending on if the spectacles are glass or plastic or have an anti-glare or other form of protective coating on.
 
Ive had 1 fly in my house for about a week. Its gone rabid, its mental. Cleaned the fuck out of my house today Im a bit particular about that anyway but it was full bleach attack, floors and surfaces done. It will not leave my house, and its got nasty. Sat watching telly last night and it was flying directly for my eyes. Even now its having a pop while sat in my conservatory that I white jifffed to fuck today. Its gone crazy. When flies go bad
 
Ive had 1 fly in my house for about a week. Its gone rabid, its mental. Cleaned the fuck out of my house today Im a bit particular about that anyway but it was full bleach attack, floors and surfaces done. It will not leave my house, and its got nasty. Sat watching telly last night and it was flying directly for my eyes. Even now its having a pop while sat in my conservatory that I white jifffed to fuck today. Its gone crazy. When flies go bad
Cut a lemon in half and stick cloves in the lemon, big fly's hate it and will depart quickly.....only problem is fruit fly's love it
 
Being charged £19.50 at the Ship Inn, in Elie for two small bottles of Estrela and half of Thatchers summer fruit and a child's lemonade, the robbing bastards and they were charging £18 for a burger and frozen chips, if you wanted just a portion of Chips it was £5 WTF, but people pay it because it's the only place on the beach so captive mugs, including me but didn't realise how much they had changed me till my missus checked our balance later, never again
 
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Pushed the plastic lid back on the Cuprinol fence faint, it buckled and went in, splashing the paint into my face, glasses and arms. Easily washed off except for the glasses, this could be expensive if I can’t find a way to clean the shadow of the paint off.
Look on the positive side, now you don't have to paint the fence as when you look at the fence it will look as though it is painted.


Just sayin'
 
Yesterday's performance by Oldham at York. They were there for the taking.
 
Seeing an ad for Royal Mail featuring Judi Love, Micah Richards and Josh Widdicombe telling how I might want to use the RM. Given their prices for a shit service I will not be responding to their highly informative ad for the brain dead
 
Trying to get my head around a new bin regime and constantly doubting myself and having to check what I’m putting in is in the correct old new bin . Currently have five bins instead of the three we used to have . Rant over
 
Trying to get my head around a new bin regime and constantly doubting myself and having to check what I’m putting in is in the correct old new bin . Currently have five bins instead of the three we used to have . Rant over

Gone are the days when a binman used to drag a galvanised steel bin out of a cupboard and manually sling the contents into a bin wagon.

Next they'll be wanting you to itemise your rubbish and send the list to the council for verified removal, unless you live in Birmingham where the rubbish will always line the boulevards and avenues.
 

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