What has pissed you off today?

I was going to the cremation of an old friend, but I was held up in traffic.

So I got on the phone to the crematorium and asked "Can you keep him on a low light till I get there?"
 
Virgin Fuckin' Media. I had to ring them so I accepted I had to prove who I was. The account number wasn't good enough, neither was my email or mobile phone number. The problem was my name, my surname was correct but for some unknown reason my first name is now recorded as a capital letter, hash exclamation mark.
Despite this not being any recognised name in any language, to change it back I have to complete a long form and send a copy of my marriage certificate. Apart from the fact that some knobhead did, you couldnt make it up.
lowercase karma :)
 
Something has pissed me off in the last 24 hours. I read this morning that the Govt is considering introducing compulsory Eye Test for those over 70. As such i do not have a problem with as I have my eyes tested 2 a year. However figures show about 189 fatalities in the last figures were caused by eyesight problems across all ages. Yet in the same period over 1500 young drivers/passengers were killed in traffic accidents yet no provisions to curtail young drivers carrying passengers.
On a slightly different note whilst out yesterday I saw no attempt by the Police to check insurance/ provis licence details on a group of delivery drivers parked outside McDs.I thought there was supposed to be a crackdown on this
 
The missus is retuning from her Mediterranean cruise today. That's the peace and quiet well and truly fucked. And I'll have to view all the shitty photographs. I really hope she hasn't bought me anything, particularly some wank t-shirt that I'll have to pretend that I like.
Quite agree...it's a bugger when they return. I much prefere being left alone without adult supervision and then just denying everything just for fun.
 
Nothing! I’ve been getting pissed off with everything for around 45 years! Not doing it anymore. Everything is going in the “fuck it bucket” Been doing this for around two weeks now and it’s a life changer. I’ll just turn the volume off when Carrager is on ;)
 
Stocked up my alcohol fridge this morning at Morrisons only to find that the green label prices and offers connected to them hadn't been applied even though More Card had been used and accepted.

Emailed the manager with a rant, copy of receipt and that I was around £20 down on the visit when home, he replied within a hour, apologised and said there was some store issues & on my next visit to ask for him and he'd do me a refund.

So all ends well but, only for those that realised I can imagine some oldies being unaware.
 
My wife and I both got letters today from our MP, inviting us to join a litter pick session on the common 400 yards away. We thought it would be a nice thing to do, with a promise of tea and cakes as a reward. Sadly the event took place on Saturday August 9th and today is Monday August 11th.
 
My wife and I both got letters today from our MP, inviting us to join a litter pick session on the common 400 yards away. We thought it would be a nice thing to do, with a promise of tea and cakes as a reward. Sadly the event took place on Saturday August 9th and today is Monday August 11th.
I’ve come to Cornwall for the week and not packed any coats. It’s pissing it down. Forgot that it changes its mind every hour. Shite.
 
Stocked up my alcohol fridge this morning at Morrisons only to find that the green label prices and offers connected to them hadn't been applied even though More Card had been used and accepted.

Emailed the manager with a rant, copy of receipt and that I was around £20 down on the visit when home, he replied within a hour, apologised and said there was some store issues & on my next visit to ask for him and he'd do me a refund.

So all ends well but, only for those that realised I can imagine some oldies being unaware.
My Morrisons regularly pull that trick on me.
Luckily I never leave any store without getting and checking the receipt.
 
In the Co op checkout...old hippified mad cat lady in front, buys a lottery card, she looks like she needs it, then gets the thicko on the checkout to scratch it for her. Meanwhile 7 people are waiting behind, one of which is me with 2 tubs of ice cream..............she wins a pound, guess what, she buys another and gets the checkout twat to scratch it for her again, fortunately she losses. The checkout twat apologises to her as if it's his fault the mad cat lady has lost.....


Selling an old tumble dryer on Marketplace...£300, clearly shown in the title and once again in the write up. Bloke enquires and asks ...How much ?????


Going to be one of those days.
 
Watching Escape To The Country . The couples budget is £1 million so I thought, this might be worth watching. Why start showing them a property where asking price is only £795,000. If it was me,with a Budget of £1m I would be saying…don’t faff about, show us the properties at around £1,150,000 and if we like one,leave the negotiations to us.
 
My wife and I both got letters today from our MP, inviting us to join a litter pick session on the common 400 yards away. We thought it would be a nice thing to do, with a promise of tea and cakes as a reward. Sadly the event took place on Saturday August 9th and today is Monday August 11th.
hahaha.... that's funny, not surprising but very funny.... think of the postage costs (not funny).
 

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