What has pissed you off today?

threespires said:
They need paired names like Short and Curly, but struggling with a matching name for Vesper; maybe Matin or change the spelling and the other one can be 'Bretta.
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My first thought was Venus and Vesper. As in Morning and Evening stars, but she doesn’t like Venus.

She’s pushing for Willow most, so I guess that will likely be her name.
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
My first thought was Venus and Vesper. As in Morning and Evening stars, but she doesn’t like Venus.

She’s pushing for Willow most, so I guess that will likely be her name.
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HMS Vesper was a V Class destroyer, commissed in the same class were HMS Venetia, Vanessa, Vivien and Vittoria.

Mind if they turn out anything like some of the cats we've had HMS Violent and HMS Vendetta might work better!!
 
jimharri said:
Not the horse or the jockey?
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No, hold on maybe you're right, the jockey because he left the horse with way much catch up to do. (never kill/exterminate an animal)
Kill all bookies and hang draw and quarter the jockey.
Job done.
I'm feeling better already, thanks
 
My work tech was supposed to be fixed. Spoiler, Cunts made it worse. Still fucked. Couldn't see a funny side.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
My current company has a 30 June year-end and I handed my notice in on July 1st. Bonuses and salary increases are due to be paid in August, with the latter backdated to July. Just been told I'm on notice as from July, and therefore will be when the bonuses and increases are paid, I won't be getting either. Bonus would have been over £6k gross.
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I know a few that have been caught by this shit contract clause.

Must say I'm a bit surprised you got caught by it though!
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
My first thought was Venus and Vesper. As in Morning and Evening stars, but she doesn’t like Venus.

She’s pushing for Willow most, so I guess that will likely be her name.
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Compromise with Willie Donachie.

I once agreed to have a kitten based on the fact that I could call him Vincent Kompany.
When we finally got him home I was told that his name that the shelter gave him was Jim and that he will be continued to be called Jim.
We now have an 11 year old cat called Jim.
 
Barcon said:
Compromise with Willie Donachie.

I once agreed to have a kitten based on the fact that I could call him Vincent Kompany.
When we finally got him home I was told that his name that the shelter gave him was Jim and that he will be continued to be called Jim.
We now have an 11 year old cat called Jim.
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Same happened with our last cat. We both wanted different names. She came in as Millie and died as Millie 17 years later.
 
Aer Lingus, booked a city break to Belfast with them, found out flying into George Best airport. Not having that so cancelled and booked with Ryanair into Belfast International. Aer Lingus charged me £60 to cancel the 2 tickets as the customer service didn't agree with me about it being reasonable not wanting to fly into an airport named after a rag.
 
Saddleworth2 said:
Fucking midge bites. They are driving me insaaaannneee.
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I recognise that reference!

Really, racked my brains, nothing whatsoever has pissed me off today. As I said to a lady at the checkout down the supermarket, when the queue didn't seem to be moving at all — “I've got all the time in the world”.
It is a good idea, though, for me not to listen to the radio and hear the news from Gaza and the Ukraine. I need to cut that out in the mornings if I want to preserve my zen equilibrium.
 
mancboy said:
There seems to be an awful lot of anger knocking around at the moment, maybe its because there is no football to vent it on at the moment and not being able to call rico lewis or mattheus nunes shite often enough means people cant vent, so put in here whats pissed you off today and why?
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Our rescue greyhound lurcher has gone completely senile and has lost all track of time. He decides to have a giddy at times. Now, that would not normally be so much a problem with other dogs but when you get a 13 year old greyhound lurcher who after stumbling around decides he is going to belittle the speed of a race in a velodrome and remember he can jump very high on demand, it can be hard work!
 
Dog was pissing me off pulling on the lead this morning, but he's so damn adorable that I obviously can't express the anger at him. Spent the trip home insulting other drivers for no real reason but to blow off some steam.

Think you're so fucking smart, driving in perfectly in your lane at an appropriate speed eh??? You C****!!!
 
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