What have I missed?

I got dumped , my missus compared our sex to me hurling a c*cktail sausage up princess street.

welcome back Jack!

P.S. McHammer still does album reviews of artists that everyone else only see on the shelves of 2nd hand cd stores and the bargain bins of sh1t shops. The place is still crawling with media creeps. The Craic has dried up but I got some ointment from the GP to stop the scratching.
 
I got dumped , my missus compared our sex to me hurling a c*cktail sausage up princess street.

welcome back Jack!

P.S. McHammer still does album reviews of artists that everyone else only see on the shelves of 2nd hand cd stores and the bargain bins of sh1t shops. The place is still crawling with media creeps. The Craic has dried up but I got some ointment from the GP to stop the scratching.
Princess St is two ways now. Maybe that's what happened to the missus.
 
Did you really get banned? What for? I am quite new here havent been banned but got told off for calling the boiled bollock something that rhymes with bong.....which i thought strange especially as its perfectly ok to tell people to fuck off and call them a ****. Strange times indeed.
 
BM is like a tv soap - don't log on for weeks/months then you come back and it's just the same like a comfy old jumper :)
 

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