what if ...

I think it would have several stages for me.

1) Cry like a girl.
2) Feel immense anger towards the scum and their banner.
3) Realise I couldn't give a fuck about them.
4) Go on the piss in the oldest City shirt I own.
5) Generally be the happiest I have ever been in my 31 years.
 
Sit in my folding chair outside the local rag pub in Heywood with a 24 pack of beer and my 6ft banana :) - and a few mates for protection of course.
 
Join the party in Manchester, Shambles no doubt, and on the way home back to Middleton me and a few mates have promised a rag that IF this was to ever happen we will decorate the outside of his house (whilst he's in bed crying into his pillow because he can't send texts quoting 30-whatever years anymore) and we mean it, that c*nts having it big time in sky blue gloss!!
Oh yeah whilst pissed the other week after the Blackpool home game one of my mates (who's a blue) has said we have no chance and he'd suck my cock if we win the league this season but between you and me I'm hoping he'll buy himself out of that bet!
 

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