No matter what indescretion or foul play they get up to,they seem to be chosen as a font of knowledge and wisdom.Whether it's Venables,Redknapp,Terry or Merson,I swear,if they walked up to the queen and said "Ere,facking ell treacle,who cat your facking barnet?You look a right facking kant!!" They'd still be on ssn next week telling every twat where everyone else went wrong.