What is the closest you've ever been to a wild Baboon ?

[Tuearts right boot]

Got within 6 inches of a 2 ton bull at a cattle grid yesterday, the mrs was queitly flapping and I wasn't far behind. Fortunately she had to open the gate so all was well.
Does that count ?


P.S. We live in Wales not Zimbabwe.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

If you were an Iron Age Chieftain, you kept one very close

How did Barbary apes wind up in Ireland 2,300 years ago?

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[Bournemouth Blue]

I did meet an MP once, does that count?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[christened at st marks]

Kippax terraces early 70's there were thousands of the bastards, once a year with red and white scarves

 

[lonestay]

South Africa Cape of Good Hope, big signs saying do not leave windows of cars open, car parked along side us left window down and before the couple could get out a big red arse baboon swings in, gets spooked by the couple and basically tore the inside of the car to bits they bailed out in shock! just to add insult to injury the monkey took a dump on what remained of the passenger seat .

 

[DrBlueBob]

Gibraltar. Bastard tried to pinch my cheezels

And then gave them to a baboon.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Can't wait for the season to start.

Baboon season?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Can an ape really be a **** ?

Its not a ****.
He said its macock

 

[idahoblues]

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That’s a nasty looking blue wart on your bum