What one event would have made the Glorious 13th even better

[Young Blue]

I was watching it again yesterday and I don't think it could have got any better.

On a different note I was wondering if Sergio was booked for taking off his shirt when he scored? Or did the ref show a bit of common sense?

He wasn't booked

he was

 

[Pam]

If we'd done it against United it would have been even better (somehow). Forget the classic facial expressions at Sunderland, ripping the league away from United AGAINST them in the 93rd minute would have been the very height of drama, unsurpassed in any sport in history.

Yeah, and we would have locked the twats in at the end, as well, to see us lift the trophy. Then again, beating them 1-0 to go top with only two games to play. That was pretty enjoyable in itself. Incidentally, did anyone see the demented twats running up and down the steps trying to make their escape from the Etihad at the end and getting pushed back by police. And we locked them in for half an hour and played songs to them very loudly. Utter, utter comedy gold.

God, I loved last season.

 

[Pam]

Was thinking what could ever be better than 13.05.12?

Maybe... our away game at Trafford gets postponed and ends up being the last match of the season... we are 2 points behind going into it, they only need a draw, we need to win to retain our trophy. Sky have built it up into the biggest game ever... it's tight and it's tense but City have pinned them back, however we can't finish off our chances. Everyone's arses are twitching like a rabbits nose, both teams cancelling each other out. Into the last minute and the rags have been slowing the game down for most of the second half, defending deep and wasting time, running the ball into the corner. When Welbeck is shielding the ball in the corner with 45 seconds to go, he kicks it off Zabba for a corner. Welbeck plays a short one to Shrek on the edge of the box and as Barry comes across to intercept, Rooney dives..he's a foot outside but Webb points to the spot. 73,000 cockneys, Irish and Norwegians dance around. Rooney wants to take it but Baconface orders RVP to take it, and the whole rag bench is in the technical area ready to celebrate. The City end hold their collective heads in their hands, a sickening corrupt way to lose the title... RVP steps up and slams it in the corner creating a mini pitch invasion, but wait, Webb is whistling for encroachment after Shrek entered the box early and it's a retake! It takes a few mins for the situation to calm with rag players shouting at Webb and stewards getting rag fans off the pitch. Take two... the ground hold its breath... RVP to win the league, he steps up... and Hart tips it onto the post, it rolls agonisingly across the goal line, hits the other post, before Joe jumps on it with several rag players converging on him. There can only be seconds left, the penalty and the retake have taken minutes and we're beyond the three added on... Joe quickly throws the ball out wide to Jimmy Milner who skips past Evra and suddenly it's two against one! Rag players were caught upfield for the pen rebound! Milner runs and runs at the last man Rio, squares him up and slides it to Carlos on the edge of the box, he's one on one with De Gea!! City need a goal for the title or its the Rags. Carlos controls the ball looks up, takes his time and lines up a shot before feigning to shoot as Rio comes across desperately sliding in and leaves Duckface on his arse... this is it, 12 yards out, De Gea rushes out and Carlos delightfully dinks the ball over him and into the net!!!!!! Bobby, Kidd and Platt are celebrating on the pitch, jumping for joy, the whole team and subs are in a massive pile on in the corner on front of the City end, a blue flare goes off and its absolute bedlam, meanwhile the rag players are on the floor and the stadium begins emptying with fans rushing out in tears. Webb gestures to the lads to get back for kick off, RVP kicks off and the whistle goes! Baconface goes mental as he wanted another 30 secs but its over, City retain the league at Castle Greyskull with a Tevez goal in Fergie time!! RVP - the man who the media said would be the difference for the rags in securing the title over the team he could have joined - certainly decided the title alright! Haha!

Yeah, that would be ok too. ;)

Top post.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

I was watching it again yesterday and I don't think it could have got any better.

On a different note I was wondering if Sergio was booked for taking off his shirt when he scored? Or did the ref show a bit of common sense?

He wasn't booked

he was

So he was strangely the OS doesn't show it

Sergio Agüero (Manchester City) is shown the yellow card for excessive celebration

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THE REF THINKING

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[Prestwich_Blue]

I can think of one thing for sure but it's not nice so I'd better not say it as a mod.

The other is to have time travelled back 5 minutes to the SoL at the full-time whistle and be able to jeer at the rags in person.

 

[DiscoSteve]

Was thinking what could ever be better than 13.05.12?

Maybe... our away game at Trafford gets postponed and ends up being the last match of the season... we are 2 points behind going into it, they only need a draw, we need to win to retain our trophy. Sky have built it up into the biggest game ever... it's tight and it's tense but City have pinned them back, however we can't finish off our chances. Everyone's arses are twitching like a rabbits nose, both teams cancelling each other out. Into the last minute and the rags have been slowing the game down for most of the second half, defending deep and wasting time, running the ball into the corner. When Welbeck is shielding the ball in the corner with 45 seconds to go, he kicks it off Zabba for a corner. Welbeck plays a short one to Shrek on the edge of the box and as Barry comes across to intercept, Rooney dives..he's a foot outside but Webb points to the spot. 73,000 cockneys, Irish and Norwegians dance around. Rooney wants to take it but Baconface orders RVP to take it, and the whole rag bench is in the technical area ready to celebrate. The City end hold their collective heads in their hands, a sickening corrupt way to lose the title... RVP steps up and slams it in the corner creating a mini pitch invasion, but wait, Webb is whistling for encroachment after Shrek entered the box early and it's a retake! It takes a few mins for the situation to calm with rag players shouting at Webb and stewards getting rag fans off the pitch. Take two... the ground hold its breath... RVP to win the league, he steps up... and Hart tips it onto the post, it rolls agonisingly across the goal line, hits the other post, before Joe jumps on it with several rag players converging on him. There can only be seconds left, the penalty and the retake have taken minutes and we're beyond the three added on... Joe quickly throws the ball out wide to Jimmy Milner who skips past Evra and suddenly it's two against one! Rag players were caught upfield for the pen rebound! Milner runs and runs at the last man Rio, squares him up and slides it to Carlos on the edge of the box, he's one on one with De Gea!! City need a goal for the title or its the Rags. Carlos controls the ball looks up, takes his time and lines up a shot before feigning to shoot as Rio comes across desperately sliding in and leaves Duckface on his arse... this is it, 12 yards out, De Gea rushes out and Carlos delightfully dinks the ball over him and into the net!!!!!! Bobby, Kidd and Platt are celebrating on the pitch, jumping for joy, the whole team and subs are in a massive pile on in the corner on front of the City end, a blue flare goes off and its absolute bedlam, meanwhile the rag players are on the floor and the stadium begins emptying with fans rushing out in tears. Webb gestures to the lads to get back for kick off, RVP kicks off and the whistle goes! Baconface goes mental as he wanted another 30 secs but its over, City retain the league at Castle Greyskull with a Tevez goal in Fergie time!! RVP - the man who the media said would be the difference for the rags in securing the title over the team he could have joined - certainly decided the title alright! Haha!

^^^ THIS - but you forgot Fergie collapsing on the touchline clutching his chest... jelly and ice cream...

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Winning it on alphabetical order.

 

[BlueTony84]

What about us winning againstbthe rags at the swamp and in turn them getring relagated, double celebration lol!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Had it been against United, and Balotelli handballed it in (maybe not the second bit)

And Mike Dean had sent off Rooney, Scholes, and Giggs and waved away MANUre protests about a blatant pen. Oh, and sending Ferguson to the stands for 85 mins!! Not much else would have made a perfect day any perfecter!!

 

[solley attwell]

Nothing could have made it a more perfect day but if i'm greedy, the sight of fergie choking on his chewing gum and Phil Jones performing the heinrick manuever would add some comedy to the tears of ectasy. Also would have been nice if the Irish goverment annonced that Monday was a national day of morning and so had an extra day off work