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What really grinds your gears on this forum?
- Thread starter Bojinov The Bull
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bluebrickroad
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Clarkie asked me to mention "Clarkie jokes".
Pigeonho
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bluetim said:Didsbury Dave said:Yep. Those jokes are deader than garlic bread. As is the muffin/barm one.
As is the posting of that fake Umbro kit which was being sold on Ebay last summer.
Very much this. It popped up the other week with a load of exclamation marks on the title, like as if the OP had just discovered it and wanted to be the first to publish it, almost 'look at meeeeee'-esque.
GStar
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I hate everyone on here.
Except you... you... you know i love you.. and you. Oh and you 5 over there.
The rest are proper fuckwittery.
Except you... you... you know i love you.. and you. Oh and you 5 over there.
The rest are proper fuckwittery.
Kinky Dribbler
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Also, people who post the name of the ref in our upcoming game and follow it with phrases such as, 'that's a loss then' and 'we're fucked now'. This happens no matter who the ref is and usually without taking into account any decisions they may have given for or against us in the past.
Along similar lines to this, all the conspiracy theory threads and the 'boo hoo hoo, everyone's out to get us.'
Along similar lines to this, all the conspiracy theory threads and the 'boo hoo hoo, everyone's out to get us.'
Didsbury Dave
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Kinky Dribbler said:Also, people who post the name of the ref in our upcoming game and follow it with phrases such as, 'that's a loss then' and 'we're fucked now'. This happens no matter who the ref is and usually without taking into account any decisions they may have given for or against us in the past.
Along similar lines to this, all the conspiracy theory threads and the 'boo hoo hoo, everyone's out to get us.'
I hear you my friend. I really hear you.
Can I throw in "Lawro predictions" thread and constant references to anyone perceived to have wronged us (ref, police, steward, journalist, TV producer) being "Rags".
liamctid
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The 'everyone hates City and I don't like it' attitude/people believing that the NWO are behind not letting City win a trophey.
People who can't logically think about football, yet seem to think that the manager will change it all and try something new (which he/she has thought of). And this goes back since I first came on here ie playing Musampa in the hole behind Cole and BWP.
People who think that not finishing 4th this season means that the owners are going to pack up and leave because we're not good enough yet.
People who think Mansour sits around on here all day with his jaw open at some of the feedback he gets from the fans - ie you should be grateful and never post anything negative on here because it will break his heart.
People who think that starting a thread directed at someone in a high position ie Garry Cook, is going to make him stop everything he is doing and track you down for a one to one in the Mancunian Suite.
People who think that the owners must have been watching football for years and thought, 'I know, lets buy Manchester City, bring in all the best players in the world and let the fans turn up for £1 a week.'
People who can't logically think about football, yet seem to think that the manager will change it all and try something new (which he/she has thought of). And this goes back since I first came on here ie playing Musampa in the hole behind Cole and BWP.
People who think that not finishing 4th this season means that the owners are going to pack up and leave because we're not good enough yet.
People who think Mansour sits around on here all day with his jaw open at some of the feedback he gets from the fans - ie you should be grateful and never post anything negative on here because it will break his heart.
People who think that starting a thread directed at someone in a high position ie Garry Cook, is going to make him stop everything he is doing and track you down for a one to one in the Mancunian Suite.
People who think that the owners must have been watching football for years and thought, 'I know, lets buy Manchester City, bring in all the best players in the world and let the fans turn up for £1 a week.'
Didsbury Dave
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liamctid said:The 'everyone hates City and I don't like it' attitude/people believing that the NWO are behind not letting City win a trophey.
People who can't logically think about football, yet seem to think that the manager will change it all and try something new (which he/she has thought of). And this goes back since I first came on here ie playing Musampa in the hole behind Cole and BWP.
People who think that not finishing 4th this season means that the owners are going to pack up and leave because we're not good enough yet.
People who think Mansour sits around on here all day with his jaw open at some of the feedback he gets from the fans - ie you should be grateful and never post anything negative on here because it will break his heart.
People who think that starting a thread directed at someone in a high position ie Garry Cook, is going to make him stop everything he is doing and track you down for a one to one in the Mancunian Suite.
People who think that the owners must have been watching football for years and thought, 'I know, lets buy Manchester City, bring in all the best players in the world and let the fans turn up for £1 a week.'
Big fat check on all those for me.
Can I throw in people who write pompous, melodramatic open letters to the club with petty non-represantive gripes:
"Dear City, I will never be attending COMS again after my 3 year old was upset and crying after the disgraceful use of the colour red at least twice on the new screens at the ground"
liamctid
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Didsbury Dave said:liamctid said:The 'everyone hates City and I don't like it' attitude/people believing that the NWO are behind not letting City win a trophey.
People who can't logically think about football, yet seem to think that the manager will change it all and try something new (which he/she has thought of). And this goes back since I first came on here ie playing Musampa in the hole behind Cole and BWP.
People who think that not finishing 4th this season means that the owners are going to pack up and leave because we're not good enough yet.
People who think Mansour sits around on here all day with his jaw open at some of the feedback he gets from the fans - ie you should be grateful and never post anything negative on here because it will break his heart.
People who think that starting a thread directed at someone in a high position ie Garry Cook, is going to make him stop everything he is doing and track you down for a one to one in the Mancunian Suite.
People who think that the owners must have been watching football for years and thought, 'I know, lets buy Manchester City, bring in all the best players in the world and let the fans turn up for £1 a week.'
Big fat check on all those for me.
Can I throw in people who write pompous, melodramatic open letters to the club with petty non-represantive gripes:
"Dear City, I will never be attending COMS again after my 3 year old was upset and crying after the disgraceful use of the colour red at least twice on the new screens at the ground"
That's sort of what I was getting at with my point about Cook.
Another one:
People who kick off because there mate was arrested for smoking in the toilets. It's against the law (as stupid, IMO, as the law is) to smoke in the ground - get over it.
blue_bird
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People who mention Clarkie and/or Kiam. One made a silly mistake the other had a very valid point. Get over it.