What strength hairspray do you use?

[the mystery illness]

Whos wearing hairspray tonight?

who's asking , cheeky ?

Gordon from Gorton.

once went on a "morning drive" , one of the exotic dancers sprayed harmony on this
blokes knackers and then torched his pubes , he was tied to the chair with her tights at the time , good distraction technique as she was appalling.
later the same bird got her arse slapped at some velocity and her false gnashers
hit the carpet - funny in one way but tragic in another.
no one tried for extras anyway.

 

[metalblue]

Hairspray is for ladies hair and for ladies catching spiders only.

Nowt wrong with a little wax or clay but that fur ball twat on x-factor with a head full of product is a sign of the times, get a fucking trim you scruffy bastard.

 

[jayfx]

Is this thread a wind up?

 

[Blue Smarties]

All about a number two on the sides and back with it longer on the top, can't stay the same - get reem!<br /><br />-- Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:33 pm --<br /><br />P.S - Yet it was a troll thread.

 

[mr t]

Extra firm hold

 

[Chrisja1000]

I only use hairspray before using my straightners , it helps catch the hair. There is nothing wrong with looking after yourself. It's the macho hairy men that use rightguard and swear by old spice that are the fruity one's!!

 

[dannybcity]

I remember when I had hair...

 

[BimboBob]

I remember when I had hair...

A long time ago...

 

[LongLang]

I use hairspray made from robert smiths tears. Its called goth juice and its the strongest thing known to man.

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[Mclovin]

Used to hairspray when my hair was kinda long. Now since it's shorter i just use wax.