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chris63

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Just got back from 2 week break and quite frankly i'm sat here in shock. We were on top of the league still in the Europa cup when i left. In the last 5mins i just find out where 4pts behind the scum out of the cup. What the hell happened ?
Have the wheels fallen off ?
Does Mancini still have a job ?

Typing this with tears in my eyes, totally stunned :(
 
chris63 said:
Just got back from 2 week break and quite frankly i'm sat here in shock. We were on top of the league still in the Europa cup when i left. In the last 5mins i just find out where 4pts behind the scum out of the cup. What the hell happened ?
Have the wheels fallen off ?
Does Mancini still have a job ?

Typing this with tears in my eyes, totally stunned :(
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Did you go to Antarctica?
 
chris63 said:
Just got back from 2 week break and quite frankly i'm sat here in shock. We were on top of the league still in the Europa cup when i left. In the last 5mins i just find out where 4pts behind the scum out of the cup. What the hell happened ?
Have the wheels fallen off ?
Does Mancini still have a job ?

Typing this with tears in my eyes, totally stunned :(
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Beautiful day for it
deep-sea-fishing.jpg
 
Jaskosss said:
chris63 said:
Just got back from 2 week break and quite frankly i'm sat here in shock. We were on top of the league still in the Europa cup when i left. In the last 5mins i just find out where 4pts behind the scum out of the cup. What the hell happened ?
Have the wheels fallen off ?
Does Mancini still have a job ?

Typing this with tears in my eyes, totally stunned :(
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Did you go to Antarctica?
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Even in Antarctica you could find out our results. He must have been to the moon.
 
Who goes away for two weeks and doesn't look out for our results?
And WFT are you crying for man up you marde arse.
 
Leave him alone.

He said two week "break". He could have had a nervous breakdown or been in a coma or something.
 
chris63 said:
Just got back from 2 week break and quite frankly i'm sat here in shock. We were on top of the league still in the Europa cup when i left. In the last 5mins i just find out where 4pts behind the scum out of the cup. What the hell happened ?
Have the wheels fallen off ?
Does Mancini still have a job ?

Typing this with tears in my eyes, totally stunned :(
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After 600+ posts we see..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPn0KFlbqX8&ob=av3e[/youtube]
 
Summary 1

We are going to win fuck all. Ever.
Most of our players are shit. Our manager is shit. Our fans are shit. The ground is shit.

united will win the PL at the Etihad.

Summary 2

We were unlucky not to go through to the next round in the Europa but it was another lesson for us. Had Joe Hart been awarded a penalty in the last second of the game when he had his shirt collar pulled half way down his chest as he went to head the ball it might have been different.

We played badly against Swansea and lost.

The rags have a game in hand.

We can pull back to withing one point when we beat Chelsea.

There are ten games and thirty points to go. There's nothing in it and if we win every game there is no possible way that the rags can pip us.

Lots to play for and we need to get behind the lads and not be such miserable bastards just yet.
 
chris63 said:
Just got back from 2 week break and quite frankly i'm sat here in shock. We were on top of the league still in the Europa cup when i left. In the last 5mins i just find out where 4pts behind the scum out of the cup. What the hell happened ?
Have the wheels fallen off ?
Does Mancini still have a job ?

Typing this with tears in my eyes, totally stunned :(
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When Balotelli got sent off at Swansea for calling the ref a fuckpig, the writing was on the wall. In the Europa league, the additional referee's assistants were spotted before the game carrying MUFC Megastore carrier bags and Brian Woolnough from Sky's Sunday Supplement was caught putting £10,000 on United to win the league in the Luton high street branch of Fred Done's bookies.

It's a conspiracy I tell you.
 
silva, aguero, kompany and toure have been taken hostage.

the only reason we aren't more points behind is because savic has kept us in it with last ditch goal saving tackles.
 
SteWadda said:
Who goes away for two weeks and doesn't look out for our results?
And WFT are you crying for man up you marde arse.
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Was actually giving the Mrs a break, twice a week i'm up till all hours watching our team and then feeling to stuffed to do anything be course of no sleep. So we went to Bali for 2 weeks and promised myself no football. Just as well cos my holiday would have well and truly been spoiled.
As it was i got mugged by a bunch of 6yr olds. Obviously dipper supporters :)
 
chris63 said:
SteWadda said:
Who goes away for two weeks and doesn't look out for our results?
And WFT are you crying for man up you marde arse.
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Was actually giving the Mrs a break, twice a week i'm up till all hours watching our team and then feeling to stuffed to do anything be course of no sleep. So we went to Bali for 2 weeks and promised myself no football. Just as well cos my holiday would have well and truly been spoiled.
As it was i got mugged by a bunch of 6yr olds. Obviously dipper supporters :)
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Thanks for the holiday update.
It was riveting.
Please feel free to post any more interesting anecdotes that come to mind.
We shall wait with baited breath.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
chris63 said:
SteWadda said:
Who goes away for two weeks and doesn't look out for our results?
And WFT are you crying for man up you marde arse.
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Was actually giving the Mrs a break, twice a week i'm up till all hours watching our team and then feeling to stuffed to do anything be course of no sleep. So we went to Bali for 2 weeks and promised myself no football. Just as well cos my holiday would have well and truly been spoiled.
As it was i got mugged by a bunch of 6yr olds. Obviously dipper supporters :)
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Thanks for the holiday update.
It was riveting.
Please feel free to post any more interesting anecdotes that come to mind.
We shall wait with baited breath.
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Does that mean that OP is off the hook now?
 
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