What three things would you ask me to get you from Asda

[Pelly Greeny]

I'm off to the supermarket and will buy you three things - what do you want that'll raise an eyebrow at the checkout?

 

[Barcon]

Some sausages because my stupid fucking woman of a wife put the ones I was going to eat the freezer and fucked off to yoga.
Oh, three things, add a big fucking ax and a shovel to those sausages.

 

[johnmc]

3 of the tills

 

[bluethrunthru]

Ladies bra and pants set - in your size.
Condoms
Carol who is on the tills in our local branch - she's nice !!

 

[Meatbag]

Frozen DVD, Anusol & cucumber

 

[marco]

one single right hand marigold glove a raw chicken and a bottle of baby oil,with a big grin and a sock down your crotch

 

[dronefromsector7G]

A pair of tights
Condoms
An apple pie

 

[bluethrunthru]

Oh an can you get my posh mate Dave a pigs head..............

 

[LWashington]

Take a look at all the check out girls and get me the best sweater,then get me the best moaner and the best screamer.

 

[BlueTangerine]

Biggest cucumber
Olive oil
Rubber gloves