What time did Mary go into labour with Jesus?

[TTTCITYBHOY]

I'd go for Tony bit I've been wrong in the past

It's got fuk all to do with me......****

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Does anyone know when and where he was conceived

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Didnt the Church just adopt 25th Dec to celebrate the birth of Jesus to try and wipe out the pagan festival of Yuletide?

Saturnalia.

So does that mean All Hallows' Eve is the modern day equivalent of Paraphernalia?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

One them, who knows?

Someone needs to DNA test the little baby Jesus, get them on Jeremy Kyle, he'll sort it out in a totally unpatronising way

Who's going to be the one to ask God for a sample?

Noah tried it - look how that turned out!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

'And the archangel Gabriel appeared unto Joseph, warning him of the tyranny of Herod; that he must take Mary and the infant, (Jesus!) and flee

Maybe he wasn't actually called Jesus, but was such an ugly baby that he provoked an outburst of disgust even when Luke was writing it all down.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Someone needs to DNA test the little baby Jesus, get them on Jeremy Kyle, he'll sort it out in a totally unpatronising way

Who's going to be the one to ask God for a sample?

Noah tried it - look how that turned out!

If the universe is round, (as some astro-type people predict) then it might theoretically, be one of God's vast, humongous, multi-faceted testicles. So conceivably, during Genesis, the Almighty God got a bit giddy and cummed rain for 40 days and nights. Seems pretty sound reasoning. :/

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Who's going to be the one to ask God for a sample?

Noah tried it - look how that turned out!

If the universe is round, (as some astro-type people predict) then it might theoretically, be one of God's vast, humongous, multi-faceted testicles. So conceivably, during Genesis, the Almighty God got a bit giddy and cummed rain for 40 days and nights. Seems pretty sound reasoning. :/

Just goes to show he has human qualities like the rest of us.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Noah tried it - look how that turned out!

If the universe is round, (as some astro-type people predict) then it might theoretically, be one of God's vast, humongous, multi-faceted testicles. So conceivably, during Genesis, the Almighty God got a bit giddy and cummed rain for 40 days and nights. Seems pretty sound reasoning. :/

Just goes to show he has human qualities like the rest us us.

We were made in his image. There was never a doubt :/

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

If the universe is round, (as some astro-type people predict) then it might theoretically, be one of God's vast, humongous, multi-faceted testicles. So conceivably, during Genesis, the Almighty God got a bit giddy and cummed rain for 40 days and nights. Seems pretty sound reasoning. :/

Just goes to show he has human qualities like the rest us us.

We were made in his image. There was never a doubt :/

P.S., stunningly apt choice of adverb there Steve, nice.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Just goes to show he has human qualities like the rest us us.

We were made in his image. There was never a doubt :/

P.S., stunningly apt choice of adverb there Steve, nice.

Not just an ugly face... :/ I know my LY's.