What to do with a crab?

[The Richard Wright Fan Club]

Not the crabs.

Bought a crab from Aldi last night as I want to live like a upper class man but now I don't know what to do with it food wise, I could eat it on it's on but at £5 that would be a waste. Could I put it in some mayo and some salad and have a crab cocktail?

 

[manimanc]

I thought it was a thread about some ugly bird who wouldn't leave you alone....my bad!!

 

[stony]

Not the crabs.

Bought a crab from Aldi last night as I want to live like a upper class man but now I don't know what to do with it food wise, I could eat it on it's on but at £5 that would be a waste. Could I put it in some mayo and some salad and have a crab cocktail?

I would have thought crab paste was more your style mate.

 

[aguero93:20]

Not the crabs.

Bought a crab from Aldi last night as I want to live like a upper class man but now I don't know what to do with it food wise, I could eat it on it's on but at £5 that would be a waste. Could I put it in some mayo and some salad and have a crab cocktail?

Garlic, lemon, salt, grill, eat.

 

[CTID1988]

Throw it in the bin and go to the chippy

 

[Helmet Cole]

I hate it when fucking poor people get their hands on luxury goods, its such a waste.

 

[CTID1988]

I hate it when fucking poor people get their hands on luxury goods, its such a waste.

Here Here. He will probably be boiling it up in some kind of hot pot or stew as we speak

 

[The Richard Wright Fan Club]

I hate it when fucking poor people get their hands on luxury goods, its such a waste.

Haha, it's certainly a step up from a Fray Bentos pie.

 

[NeilYoungIsBack]

I hate it when fucking poor people get their hands on luxury goods, its such a waste.

Use the crabmeat to stuff a lobster

 

[Bill Walker]

Not the crabs.

Bought a crab from Aldi last night as I want to live like a upper class man but now I don't know what to do with it food wise, I could eat it on it's on but at £5 that would be a waste. Could I put it in some mayo and some salad and have a crab cocktail?

If you want to live like an upper class man stop shopping at Aldi

anyway get some chips n mushy peas to go with it, or better still..

Throw it in the bin and go to the chippy

pmsl