What to do with the Season Card tin?

Gave mine to my daughter, who is using it to store crayons. She was surprisingly pleased with it, think she thinks I bought it specifically for her. To be fair, I've not made any attempt to put her right.
Same she's buzzing from it, should have kept it as a Xmas present would have saved me some cash
 
All you single Blues should use it to house your condoms. When your imminent conquest is trapped in your bedroom, you can reach for your tin and purr "City score again". You could also keep the football theme going with an Alan Partridge stylee "back of the net" on penetration. Your new love will be most impressed with your tecnique and will boast to all her friends of your great prowess; this will guarantee many more sexual encounters. Please write your 'thank you trotsky' letter on the back of a crisp tenner. Cheers.
For some of us, we live in the Pearce days home record, so I fear the hinges would stick :(
 
Cut-out the City badge on the lid and affix this to your lapel for the Sunderland game (especially useful for those that didn't receive their official badge yet).
 
I'm in 93:20 - didn't get a tin, got a useless cardboard box, a photo frame (that I'll never use) and a 93:20 badge. Who'd wear a 93:20 badge??? Look at me - I'm a corporate wanker!!!! I have contacted the club and asked for a tin? I bet they say no - I had a few ideas in mind for the tin but the cardboard box will be in the bin the next time she has a tidy up!
 

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