All you single Blues should use it to house your condoms. When your imminent conquest is trapped in your bedroom, you can reach for your tin and purr "City score again". You could also keep the football theme going with an Alan Partridge stylee "back of the net" on penetration. Your new love will be most impressed with your tecnique and will boast to all her friends of your great prowess; this will guarantee many more sexual encounters. Please write your 'thank you trotsky' letter on the back of a crisp tenner. Cheers.