What took you so long Mario.....?

[FantasyIreland]

Liverpool Data ‏@LiverpoolData · 22m
Mario Balotelli reportedly kicked a Wolves player in the head and got subbed off in a closed friendly today.

 

[kaz7]

Can't wait to hear brenda justify that one

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

He's a wee character.

 

[Glauber Berti]

Don't worry it's not his fault remember Liverpool are the perpetual victims in this

 

[KentBlue]

Brenda will justify it somehow or other. He condoned the reprehensible behaviour of Suarez, Mario will be a doddle.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Was there a queue at the post office...

 

[shakermaker85]

I hope to god this is true!

 

[BigOscar]

Are we talking about a high foot, or an American History X style curb stomp?

 

[Blue Is the Opposite of Blue]

It seems to be not true.

 

[The Ledge]

He's just working on the lyrics for his new chant.

Ooohhh Balotelli
He's a Scouser
..............
..............
He likes to kick folk in the head
..............
..............
..............

Just give it a couple of weeks and they'll have a couple of verses.

 

[FantasyIreland]

The picture that accompanied the tweet,which,i might add,proves nothing.

 

[Skashion]

It seems to be not true.

Unsubstantiated rumour-mongering on Twitter? No, I won't have that.

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

Nothing will have happened.

 

[The slaughtered lamb]

Probably nothing in it but if there is, I will be extremely disappointed if the Liverpool family are not wearing t-shirts in support of Mario before their next game.

 

[Blue Til Death]

I'm off home to light a candle for the wolves player anyway, just in case..!

 

[salfordtrueblue]

Was there a queue at the post office...

They parked the dirty double decker stagecoach which he missed.

 

[FantasyIreland]

 

[beast]

Same as when he was here. The slightest hiccup and it'll be blown out of all proportion. Great player, nice lad, but a little wreckless and the media will see to it he gets no peace. If this makes the press I'll bet it'll say "former man city player/misfit/bad boy blah blah blah.

 

[BlueMo']

Brenda will look deep into Marios eyes and then ask him to choose an envelope.
Genius man management, works everytime.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Same as when he was here. The slightest hiccup and it'll be blown out of all proportion. Great player, nice lad, but a little wreckless and the media will see to it he gets no peace. If this makes the press I'll bet it'll say "former man city player/misfit/bad boy blah blah blah.

That's the beauty of the situation.

Regardless of fact or truth,the Dippers will hopefully endure the constant negativity surrounding Mario that we had to.

I cant wait to see him slowly destroy Brenda.