What would like to see mario do next?

[Vienna_70]

Show a T-shirt, saying "NOT IN MY LIFETIME" when he scores in the third round of the FA Cup with Budweiser.

(That's what it's called nowadays, apparently).

 

[another generation]

Arrive on the pitch as a sub, having secreted a small package under his jersey. Jog to the centre circle while we pass the ball around him. Produce the package, pull the ripcord, then lounge back in the comfort of a self-inflating rubber dinghy, all while we continue to pass the ball around him. At a pre-arranged 'stand up and fold arms' manoeuvre, give him the ball and allow him to long-range lob whichever hapless keeper happens to be visiting that day.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

I would like him to hijack the PA system at the Etihad at half time and announce in the little known dialect of a remote Burmese hill tribe that he has discovered a hitherto unknown planet which orbits directly behind Saturn - this being the reason that it is so far undiscovered - and that he has named it, with the permission of the international scientific community, Glen Hoddle's Head.

 

[TheMidnightBlue]

I'd love to see him score a cup winning goal and celebrate like an absolute mad man. It would make all the non-celebratinos so much sweeter. I want the whole lot, shirt off twirling round his head running the full length of the pitch and finishing off with a Klinsmann.

 

[Daveth]

Score in a cup final.
Not get sent off again this season.
Stay another season after this one.
Keep working as hard as he is at the moment.