What would you do...

[ianw16]

Call police. Ask for Arm Response Unit.

 

[scousemanc]

Hmmm...tough choice. Probably my new jeans, a t-shirt and my old desert boots.

I'm sure your new jeans are lovely, but 4 empty tubes is not going to be a good look

4 empty tubes? Is that a new brand I'm unaware of?

Duh! Get with it man. 4 empty tubes (or "4ET") sits at the Pretty Green end of the fashion spectrum. You need to get yourself down to C&A a bit more

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Get in touch with channel four about making a morbid body shock programme so I can get some money and 15 minutes of fame, and therefore a chance to still get some pussy (as my wife would probably do one).

 

[BimboBob]

I'm sure your new jeans are lovely, but 4 empty tubes is not going to be a good look

4 empty tubes? Is that a new brand I'm unaware of?

Duh! Get with it man. 4 empty tubes (or "4ET") sits at the Pretty Green end of the fashion spectrum. You need to get yourself down to C&A a bit more

Fuck C&A...Debenhams is where it's at mofo.

I've left you a beer in the Penny Lane Wine Bar along with a free picture of myself 'kitted out' as it were. Look at it and weep.

 

[BlueMo']

Just bob around for a while.

 

[scousemanc]

4 empty tubes? Is that a new brand I'm unaware of?

Duh! Get with it man. 4 empty tubes (or "4ET") sits at the Pretty Green end of the fashion spectrum. You need to get yourself down to C&A a bit more

Fuck C&A...Debenhams is where it's at mofo.

I've left you a beer in the Penny Lane Wine Bar along with a free picture of myself 'kitted out' as it were. Look at it and weep.

I do actually occasionally go in the penny lane wine bar!

 

[BimboBob]

Duh! Get with it man. 4 empty tubes (or "4ET") sits at the Pretty Green end of the fashion spectrum. You need to get yourself down to C&A a bit more

Fuck C&A...Debenhams is where it's at mofo.

I've left you a beer in the Penny Lane Wine Bar along with a free picture of myself 'kitted out' as it were. Look at it and weep.

I do actually occasionally go in the penny lane wine bar!

Snap!


Meet you out the back, right hand back table.

 

[scousemanc]

Fuck C&A...Debenhams is where it's at mofo.

I've left you a beer in the Penny Lane Wine Bar along with a free picture of myself 'kitted out' as it were. Look at it and weep.

I do actually occasionally go in the penny lane wine bar!

Snap!


Meet you out the back, right hand back table.

Who wouldve thought that an armless and legless thread would lead to the Penny Lane Wine Bar? Me, I'm on my sofa watching the arctic monkeys. Alex Turner is quite the showman now. Think I preferred him when he was shy, and writing classics.

 

[Summerbuzz]

I'd pretend i couldn't move or speak and write a Metallica song about it.

 

[scousemanc]

I'd pretend i couldn't move or speak and write a Metallica song about it.

you wouldn't have to pretend you couldn't move

 

[robbie brewer]

If you woke up one morning in bed and realised your arms and legs have gone missing ?

Nothing I can't get out of bed

 

[BimboBob]

It's only just bloody happened to me! Fucking hell!

 

[Lucky Toma]

Walk to the phone and dial for the emergency services..

With no arms and legs it'd have to be a trunk call.

Superb.

 

[crazyg]

Probably just bum around.

 

[kaz7]

Go on embarassing bodies live,they would sort it out

 

[Deleted member 52846]

If you woke up one morning in bed and realised your arms and legs have gone missing ?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRae5mRoRE[/youtube]

 

[blueish swede]

I'd go back in time 2000 years to Palestine and start a monotheistic religion.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Did you keep both reciepts for said expensive items ??

 

[PowderBlue]

I'd pretend i couldn't move or speak and write a Metallica song about it.

you wouldn't have to pretend you couldn't move

You could defo roll.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

If you woke up one morning in bed and realised your arms and legs have gone missing ?

Become a clever dick.