johnny on the spot
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What would you rather?.
- Thread starter didactic
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Lancet Fluke
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I'd go for option 2, it'd be the perfect excuse not to have to share my food with her again. "Keep your spunk ridden mouth away from my fucking sandwich..."
glen quagmire
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Lancet Fluke said:I'd go for option 2, it'd be the perfect excuse not to have to share my food with her again. "Keep your spunk ridden mouth away from my fucking sandwich..."
Or Option 1 for eternal back door crashing fun! "i'm not going near that jizz ridden gash, it could have mildly mediocre aids" *ahem* "turn round".
Lancet Fluke
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glen quagmire said:Lancet Fluke said:I'd go for option 2, it'd be the perfect excuse not to have to share my food with her again. "Keep your spunk ridden mouth away from my fucking sandwich..."
Or Option 1 for eternal back door crashing fun! "i'm not going near that jizz ridden gash, it could have mildly mediocre aids" *ahem* "turn round".
That's a very good point. I need more time to think about this.
Thaksins Love Child
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Wouldn't really matter, she'd still be on her way.
BoyBlue_1985
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Lancet Fluke said:glen quagmire said:Lancet Fluke said:I'd go for option 2, it'd be the perfect excuse not to have to share my food with her again. "Keep your spunk ridden mouth away from my fucking sandwich..."
Or Option 1 for eternal back door crashing fun! "i'm not going near that jizz ridden gash, it could have mildly mediocre aids" *ahem* "turn round".
That's a very good point. I need more time to think about this.
Dont forget ear sex though, no AIDS from sex in the ear
glen quagmire
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BoyBlue_1985 said:Lancet Fluke said:glen quagmire said:Or Option 1 for eternal back door crashing fun! "i'm not going near that jizz ridden gash, it could have mildly mediocre aids" *ahem* "turn round".
That's a very good point. I need more time to think about this.
Dont forget ear sex though, no AIDS from sex in the ear
ERM..... only for the recipient! Not heard of HEARING AIDS THEN?
BuckersMCFC
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I couldn't handle either.
If we ever had kids I wouldn't be able to rest easy before I know the kid is defo mine.
And the second one would be awful cos some other geezer's cock/spunk had been in her mouth.
If we ever had kids I wouldn't be able to rest easy before I know the kid is defo mine.
And the second one would be awful cos some other geezer's cock/spunk had been in her mouth.
Well this is what I have found out these 3 girls from the office who go on holiday together shagged 12 blokes between them in 4 days whilst in Turkey. Two of them are in long term relationships and the third doesnt feel guilty because she started a fight with her man before they left and they were "broken up" whilst she was on holiday.
What was that again about women being innocent unsexual creatures who only want commitments and relationships?.
What was that again about women being innocent unsexual creatures who only want commitments and relationships?.
glen quagmire
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didactic said:Well this is what I have found out these 3 girls from the office who go on holiday together shagged 12 blokes between them in 4 days whilst in Turkey. Two of them are in long term relationships and the third doesnt feel guilty because she started a fight with her man before they left and they were "broken up" whilst she was on holiday.
What was that again about women being innocent unsexual creatures who only want commitments and relationships?.
I commend you on your plan. I will now look out for your future posts. You are a mastermind, well done.