I'm not a font of knowledge on religion but aren't our owners muslims, why would they want us all to become Sikhs. They'll all be having a laugh down the curry house about this sometime, not tonight though I would have thought.
Firstly call him a prick - a thick, racist prick, as the Muslims of Abu Dhabi don't wear turbans, in fact technically no Muslims do!
Then be sure to show him this photo and point his attention to the large group of gentlemen seated on the left of the picture behind Baconface... they're there every f@cking game and seem to be wearing what I believe is called a Turban!
In fact don't say anything to him, just give the rag c@nt a slap!