What's everybody doing...????

[Tuearts right boot]

Somebody needs to put out a article stating that blowjobs could be beneficial in fighting off any viruses.
I'll back you up as an online doctor.

I like the cut of your jib sir, however, being a long term institutionalist, SWMBO refuses to participate in such a potential cure and would rather see me suffer.
She needs seriously convincing, doctor...

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Now she refuses to believe you're a doctor.

 

[give it to gordon]

been doing abit of birdwatching ! and to my surprise the other day all the birds suddenly disappeared and a goshawk land on my little shed about a yard away from my window !

 

[oakiecokie]

Putting stuff on e-bay.Still going strong for me at the moment.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Watching Rick Stein in Thessaloniki.

that’ll be the Rick Stein with a personal fortune of £30 million who laid off all his 650 employees without a penny until the govt scheme kicks in.
The one who in that programme talked about his little cottage in Cornwall and who tried to pretend the Provence farmhouse in his last series was his when in fact he rented it.
I used to like his programmes but now I think he’s a twat on the level of the Wetherspoons owner and Branson.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Putting stuff on e-bay.Still going strong for me at the moment.

Should the word 'counterfeit' not be placed between putting and stuff?

 

[kippax4ever]

Just weighing up my next move.

Porn to knight 3..

 

[dronefromsector7G]

that’ll be the Rick Stein with a personal fortune of £30 million who laid off all his 650 employees without a penny until the govt scheme kicks in.
The one who in that programme talked about his little cottage in Cornwall and who tried to pretend the Provence farmhouse in his last series was his when in fact he rented it.
I used to like his programmes but now I think he’s a twat on the level of the Wetherspoons owner and Branson.

No actually it’s a video of my mate Rick Stein on his holiday last summer

 

[idahoblues]

Drinking tea in bed

 

[oakiecokie]

Drinking tea in bed

Lazy twat. ;)

 

[oakiecokie]

Should the word 'counterfeit' not be placed between putting and stuff?

You`d give a dog a bad name.

 

[Saddleworth2]

been doing abit of birdwatching ! and to my surprise the other day all the birds suddenly disappeared and a goshawk land on my little shed about a yard away from my window !

Wow. Love to see a Goshawk. We get Sparrow Hawks quite regularly hitting the bird feeders but a Goshawk is premier league raptor.

 

[give it to gordon]

Wow. Love to see a Goshawk. We get Sparrow Hawks quite regularly hitting the bird feeders but a Goshawk is premier league raptor.

It looked small so guessing last years hatchlings. I took a few photos, not know how to put them on here ! About double the size of a blackbird

 

[idahoblues]

It looked small so guessing last years hatchlings. I took a few photos, not know how to put them on here ! About double the size of a blackbird

Nice, we had one in our yard a couple of springs ago, caused havoc with the starling population

 

[give it to gordon]

Nice, we had one in our yard a couple of springs ago, caused havoc with the starling population

interesting as our starling population seems to have crashed cant remember the last time I saw one in the garden, lots last year as I had to adapt one of my bird feeding house to stop them getting all the mealworms .

 

[blue aura]

Judging by the uncollected recycling... Drinking far too much

 

[idahoblues]

interesting as our starling population seems to have crashed cant remember the last time I saw one in the garden, lots last year as I had to adapt one of my bird feeding house to stop them getting all the mealworms .

My wife saw the goshawk take a starling out in mid flight, I'll post some pics later.....when I get up

 

[TueartsOHK]

Dusted down all my guitars and changed the strings. Been relearning a lot of old songs and jamming along with Zz Top (badly)

 

[ballbag]

Working (from home). I fucking hate DST.

I work for an ISP. Fortunately not on the DSL/Broadband helpdesks anymore. I've seen some emails coming in to the broadband mailbox from our customers over the last few days. Lots of them (and I mean LOTS) of them of this ilk...

'Why is my internet so slow?'
'I have never had reason to complain but over the last week or so my broadband service has become sluggish. I will be leaving if you cannot increase my speed."
"Excessively high ping - please sort out urgently"

Don't think anyone's clicked on that there's a global pandemic and everyone's online at the moment. We live in a world of fucking morons. Selfish morons.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

I see Sky are showing the film Groundhog Day. Are they taking the piss?