Whats everyone getting for christmas?

nashark said:
Christmas usually brings the disappointment of people not getting me the right gifts. All year long, I've gave some subtle hints as to what I would like to receive. This year, for example, I've constantly indicated that I would like a hat by risking pneumonia from intentionally not wearing a hat. But no doubt it'll be the usual crap like a suggestibly large quantity of deodorant and poor shaving equipment. I might kill myself.
You seem intelligent enough to have a job that means you could buy yourself a hat in the Boxing Day Sales. You could even get one now. You could probably get two now, actually.
 
" What's everyone getting for Christmas?"

Dunno.
Ask God, Jesus, Father Christmas, John Lewis.
 
MCFC BOB said:
nashark said:
Christmas usually brings the disappointment of people not getting me the right gifts. All year long, I've gave some subtle hints as to what I would like to receive. This year, for example, I've constantly indicated that I would like a hat by risking pneumonia from intentionally not wearing a hat. But no doubt it'll be the usual crap like a suggestibly large quantity of deodorant and poor shaving equipment. I might kill myself.
You seem intelligent enough to have a job that means you could buy yourself a hat in the Boxing Day Sales. You could even get one now. You could probably get two now, actually.

I never looked at it like that.

I might as well see what happens at Christmas, anyway. I hope Father Christmas is reading this - no doubt wearing a hat of his own.
 
nashark said:
Christmas usually brings the disappointment of people not getting me the right gifts. All year long, I've gave some subtle hints as to what I would like to receive. This year, for example, I've constantly indicated that I would like a hat by risking pneumonia from intentionally not wearing a hat. But no doubt it'll be the usual crap like a suggestibly large quantity of deodorant and poor shaving equipment. I might kill myself.

Bye.
 
nashark said:
Don't Nashark!
I didn't really mean "bye".
What I meant to say is: a slaphead, body odour and a tramp's stubble portray a pumped up steroid abusing nutter in an internet cafe.
You may not be in an internet cafe but... Oh fuc*kit, you won't be missed!
Night, night
 
got my present off my mum back in october when my xbox broke, want money from everybody else so i can buy myself new clothes
 
Lafo said:
nashark said:
Don't Nashark!
I didn't really mean "bye".
What I meant to say is: a slaphead, body odour and a tramp's stubble portray a pumped up steroid abusing nutter in an internet cafe.
You may not be in an internet cafe but... Oh fuc*kit, you won't be missed!
Night, night

Out of all of that abuse, none of it true, I feel impelled to state that I'm not bald.

But yeah, night night dickhead.
 

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