Whats the last text message you recieved

[InvisibleMan]

'What do you mean you walked out after seeing an half empty tube of Vagisal on the windowsill? Why?'

 

[Manchester1894]

"Yes mate"

 

[supersoph]

'What do you mean you walked out after seeing an half empty tube of Vagisal on the windowsill? Why?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

"Yes come and hold my vibrator for me lol. Dunno how long these batteries will last!" - received at 15:24 today from a girl I started seeing a few weeks ago.

Aww, I wanted to watch the football :(

 

[Blu KB]

'Despite several reminders your t-mobile bill remains overdue. in 24 hrs you will lose all services unless you call 124 select option 2 and make full payment'


rock on.

 

[robspankthemonkey]

"have u got that 10 spot?"

 

[Petetheblu]

"I can`t walk properly today, god you are so big. xx "

Don`t know what she means tho !

Love from justinxxx

 

[mcfcnorthstand]

mine was

Where u? X

 

[mat]

"up the revolution!"

 

[Cunning Stunt]

Nah done now. Tired! X

Hmmmmmmmm.....

 

[sdm]

Just got this of a rag 30 mins ago.

A younglady,worried for her health,goes to her doctors desperate for help.She explains that her fanny keeps whispering to her in the middle of the night,,,,"man city are gonna win the league". "Don't worry,it's perfectly normal.Loads of cun** talk like this."

Gave me a chuckle and now i know he's getting worried.

 

[Uwe Rosler's Grandad]

I got "America has offered 110 million dollars for the capture of osama bin laden man city have offered 120 million"

 

[4HeatonsBlue]

"Im sorry dear, I am a girl ;-) How was your Dinner?"

 

[pee dubya]

'We're in the queu, don't be too long'

Pretty mundane.

 

[Televators]

"Kettle's on. Can you grab me a packet of fags on your way down?"

 

[Philbo]

"Kettle's on. Can you grab me a packet of fags on your way down?"

yumm i can't think of anything tastier than a cup of tea and a cancer stick.

 

[Matty]

"Kettle's on. Can you grab me a packet of fags on your way down?"

yumm i can't think of anything tastier than a cup of tea and a cancer stick.

That's your last text message Philbo?! Are you and Televators hiding something from the rest of the board?!!

 

[Philbo]

My last text was off Simon le Tom and it says "My knob is still stiff thinking about my chip.xxxx"

 

[Televators]

"Kettle's on. Can you grab me a packet of fags on your way down?"

yumm i can't think of anything tastier than a cup of tea and a cancer stick.

It was coffee, smartarse.

 

[mcfc.macca]

"shag in a field"


damnn!!