What's the perfect accompaniment to coffee?

[Johnny Mars Bar]

A nice pastry or a cake / donut.

With a full English or bacon butty it’s tea all the way for me.

Cigarettes are disgusting and their only redeeming feature is that they tend to kill the selfish smelly cunts who smoke them.

 

[Stoned Rose]

TV

There’s wisdom there, you’re sure.

 

[Stoned Rose]

A blow Job

Quite the way to come out on BM.

 

[FantasyIreland]

I don't.always keep coffee away from food,as it tends to effect nutrient absorption and blood sugar levels.

Replacing breakfast with coffee,as many do,is another wank idea.

 

[meeesh]

A sink hole

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Carrot Cake? Cookies? Cigarettes? Scrambled egg and bacon? Teacakes? Post sex? A interesting conversation? A nice sandwich? Blueberry muffin? Doughnuts? Shortbread?

Scrambled egg and bacon always does it for me.

A bacon muffin.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The stunning girl who serves it at the ‘French Press’ coffee joint in Victor Idaho

I think we need to agitate for a pre-season in Victor, Idaho.

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

Hot croissant

 

[Dirty Harry]

Carnation milk (evaporated).

Struggle to drink coffee without evaporated milk for over 25 years now (plus 2 sweeteners) , just tastes so weak and tasteless without it for me, often take the little cartons around with me when I go visiting.

Best with a fag, or 3 though unfortunately.

 

[bluetonium]

Maybe the sea breeze washing over you, the bite of the wind emphasizing the comforting warmth of the coffee.