Whats the script for everyone tonight??

lilah said:
Well I was going to stay in and drown my sorrows at my newly single status, but after several glasses of wine the Hull nightlife is definitely calling! lol


i wouldn't have post that if I was you. Some of them on here are like a dog with two dicks.
 
blue_bird said:
Uwe Rosler said:
Im going to The Kenny in Cheadle Hulme


I know a few going there tonight. Wish your Dad a Happy New Year from me!

I'm going to my mates for a 70s/80s fancy dress party at her house. I'm still off the alcohol so no doubt I'll end up being an unpaid taxi driver aftewards!

Will do! Have a good 'un!
 
stony said:
lilah said:
Well I was going to stay in and drown my sorrows at my newly single status, but after several glasses of wine the Hull nightlife is definitely calling! lol


i wouldn't have post that if I was you. Some of them on here are like a dog with two dicks.
stony for example is a prime example, one in the normal spot and one on his head ;-)
 
Blue Smarties said:
stony said:
i wouldn't have post that if I was you. Some of them on here are like a dog with two dicks.
stony for example is a prime example, one in the normal spot and one on his head ;-)

I've only got one and it's a bit like Bolton, only really performs once a year at most. The mrs gives me Viagra, but that's only to stop me pissing on the bathroom floor.
 
stony said:
Blue Smarties said:
stony for example is a prime example, one in the normal spot and one on his head ;-)

I've only got one and it's a bit like Bolton, only really performs once a year at most. The mrs gives me Viagra, but that's only to stop me pissing on the bathroom floor.
And this is why you were on my list for the funniest poster of the year... class.
 
Getting ready to go to work - my Boss who is off for 2 weeks will pay big time at a later date.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

A Doctors note for Stress -two days before the start of the World Cup and serious matters at work left half done so the Shit lands on his doorstep are for starters.

City fans everywhere take care tonight. Lots of nutters around these days.
 
JB THE ROOSTER said:
I stupidly said i would work for triple pay tonite. Dont finish until 10pm so im just gonna go home and and get wasted on red stripe and have a pro evo marathon.
I'm drinking bud and on FM. Any friday/saturday and I'd be out. Fuck NYE or 'Mad Friday'. Full of tits unless it's at a mates.
 
Blue Smarties said:
JB THE ROOSTER said:
I stupidly said i would work for triple pay tonite. Dont finish until 10pm so im just gonna go home and and get wasted on red stripe and have a pro evo marathon.
I'm drinking bud and on FM. Any friday/saturday and I'd be out. Fuck NYE or 'Mad Friday'. Full of tits unless it's at a mates.

I dont particuarlly like going out new years eve, end up spending more on taxis and getting into places than actual alcohol!!
 

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