I had this conversation on Wednesday night in Copenhagen. I didn't want to mention it on here in case it went down the wrong way, but no-one seems to have been hounded out for saying so, so I'll summarise what I said.
Basically, the bloke asked first off whether we're going to do anything now we're owned by the Arabs. I flatly came out and said "no". I explained that the 'successful' clubs, namely the top 4 have a culture of success. It's inbred into the them. You hear about how that's not the behaviour a xxxx player, or that's no the way we do things. City have never had that culture, and I can't see how we can get it.
It's a company/organisation culture, which is hard to change. Look at City. In the past ten years we've had Bernstein, Wardle, Shiniwatra and now Kaldoon as Chairman. We've had 5 managers and countless players come in and out of the door. None of them have managed to change the way we completely fuck thing up. We did it ten years ago and we did it against Forest this season. It's what we have always done and we will always do it. Look at us, we have the richest owners in the world, and we still fuck things up whenever and wherever possible.
And I said to him, if we ever change doing that, I'd lose interest. I'd hate to be an Everton fan, absolutely nothing happens there. Nothing at all. They're the only club never to have been relegated from the top division of English football in their history. Year on year, they tick along. Boring as hell.
Then you look at us, every year there's a crisis, a new manger, new owner, etc. It's fantastic.
I think a lot of people are worried that we could become successful, and things will become stale.
Don't get me wrong, I would be on power wanks all summer if we won the UEFA Cup this year, or won a trophy soon. But once we'd paraded it, stuck it in the trophy cabinet, admired it for a bit I'd want the cabinet to fall off the wall and us to go back to our usual ways of being interesting, the likeable underachievers and the rollercoaster that we love. A trophy every so often would maintain the raison d'etre!!!
I was fairly pissed, and thought he was going to laugh at me. And do you know what he said after my rant? He said "That is the most sensible football conversation I have ever had with a football fan. You speak sense".
There you go. I speak sense. Now all gather round whilst I tell you about my plans for overhauling the UK legal system....