Mine came out as Martaldo but I liked Craaldo - which is what you get if you put Bellamy in. And Dunne comes out (predictably) as Dunninho. Leslie Hughes gives Lesliundo - which I can't see catching on but Mark Bowen comes up with Meca ! Not sure if that's Holy Shrine or Bingo!
Finally Wayne Bridge Wayhosa da Costa - he sounds half good!