What's your dream transfer headline?

The headline of my dreams is easily this one:

INIESTA SIGNS FOR MANCHESTER CITY

Barcelona star Andres Iniesta, 27, has signed a 5-year contract for mega rich Manchester City. In an official statement he said goodbye to Barcelona and hope that all his fans will understand him as he now sets out on a new adventure.
 
MANCHESTER CITY ANNOUNCE NEW ACADEMY WILL BE THE LARGEST OF IT'S KIND
The ever ambitious Manchester club has today announced ground has been broken on a new academy that encompasses the entire country formerly known as "Spain". City's new academy will have room for approximately 46 million recruits at any given time making it,allegedly,the largest football academy on the planet. Official reports also say a pedestrian bridge will be built to Mallorca which is now a state of the art ultra-velodrome and there are plans to expand the Estadio Santiago Bernabeu to make room for the fans on open training days.
 
My dream transfer head line would be 'Now the transfer window is closed'.


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