tueartsboots
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See, cheering up already ! Seriuosly, I can imagine how low you feel but you have done the right thing if you knew it wasn't working.Forzacitizens said:
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When did you first realise that your marriage was over?
- Thread starter d-s-diver
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tueartsboots said:Did you get a farewell f*ck ? Very important to do so !!Forzacitizens said:i just wasnt very happy in the relationship, think were totally wrong for each other, feeling a bit shit atm but im sure ill be good soon
How does that conversation work?
TB - 'Sorry, i think it's best if we broke up'
Wife - 'What! Why?!
TB - 'Because our marriage is a bit shit'
Wife - *crying* 'You Bastard!!'
TB - 'I know, i'm sorry'
*awkward pause*
TB - 'fancy a shag?'
Hmmm, maybe i just don't have the way with words.
Forzacitizens
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tueartsboots said:See, cheering up already ! Seriuosly, I can imagine how low you feel but you have done the right thing if you knew it wasn't working.Forzacitizens said:tueartsboots said:Did you get a farewell f*ck ? Very important to do so !!Forzacitizens said:i just wasnt very happy in the relationship, think were totally wrong for each other, feeling a bit shit atm but im sure ill be good soon
haha
yeh haha well to be honest i was only with her a couple of months so it could have been worse
tueartsboots
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PMSL ! Does work sometimes though ! You either get the shag or a visit from her big brothers !!pee dubya said:tueartsboots said:Did you get a farewell f*ck ? Very important to do so !!Forzacitizens said:i just wasnt very happy in the relationship, think were totally wrong for each other, feeling a bit shit atm but im sure ill be good soon
How does that conversation work?
TB - 'Sorry, i think it's best if we broke up'
Wife - 'What! Why?!
TB - 'Because our marriage is a bit shit'
Wife - *crying* 'You Bastard!!'
TB - 'I know, i'm sorry'
*awkward pause*
TB - 'fancy a shag?'
Hmmm, maybe i just don't have the way with words.
squirtyflower
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When she got two tickets for a Sportsmen's dinner.
The f in guest speaker was Alan Ball and we were near the bottom of Div 1.
(He had left by then and we had super Frank Clark!)
The f in guest speaker was Alan Ball and we were near the bottom of Div 1.
(He had left by then and we had super Frank Clark!)
MCFCinUSA
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here's a 'straight' answer to a humourous thread:
I decided to divorce my first wife (been together nearly 10 years; half of which we were married) after she threatened to deprive me of my liberty.
it's a long story but she was a crazy NYC girl who could act like Inspector Clouseau's manservant and attack me at random intervals. I'd use Ju-jitsu to neutralise her advances and tie her up like a pretzel at times, because she could just completely lose it*. Then one day she threatened to report me for spousal abuse - as three times she'd incurred injuries which were all 'on record' all during incidences when she'd attacked me and I'd just defended myself and have me locked away. I went straight down to the cop shop the next day and made a full report to a female detective as I didn't fancy ending up in jail facing false accusations, and within a month filed my own petition and a short time after that went in front of a judge and got our divorce decree.
it helped that she still loved me, and we had an amicable separation (I moved out the house for a week and she took whatever she wanted before I moved back in) but she didn't speak to me for about a year after that.
the post-divorce coitus came at some point thereafter, and we were involved physically again for a little time after this, on and off, as I became in American parlance 'her fuck buddy' in between other girlfriends.
she was a good kid, but it turned out she had a chemical imbalance, which fortunately she has resolved these days. While she was acting crazy it was like living on the edge of a volcano, instead of resting under the proverbial palm tree.
still, I learnt a great deal from that relationship, and despite her violent outbursts, she remains one of the most selfless women I've ever known.
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* since I'm about the same size as Ricky Hatton a few of my girlfriends are bigger than me, and she was one of them by a considerable margin!
I decided to divorce my first wife (been together nearly 10 years; half of which we were married) after she threatened to deprive me of my liberty.
it's a long story but she was a crazy NYC girl who could act like Inspector Clouseau's manservant and attack me at random intervals. I'd use Ju-jitsu to neutralise her advances and tie her up like a pretzel at times, because she could just completely lose it*. Then one day she threatened to report me for spousal abuse - as three times she'd incurred injuries which were all 'on record' all during incidences when she'd attacked me and I'd just defended myself and have me locked away. I went straight down to the cop shop the next day and made a full report to a female detective as I didn't fancy ending up in jail facing false accusations, and within a month filed my own petition and a short time after that went in front of a judge and got our divorce decree.
it helped that she still loved me, and we had an amicable separation (I moved out the house for a week and she took whatever she wanted before I moved back in) but she didn't speak to me for about a year after that.
the post-divorce coitus came at some point thereafter, and we were involved physically again for a little time after this, on and off, as I became in American parlance 'her fuck buddy' in between other girlfriends.
she was a good kid, but it turned out she had a chemical imbalance, which fortunately she has resolved these days. While she was acting crazy it was like living on the edge of a volcano, instead of resting under the proverbial palm tree.
still, I learnt a great deal from that relationship, and despite her violent outbursts, she remains one of the most selfless women I've ever known.
--
* since I'm about the same size as Ricky Hatton a few of my girlfriends are bigger than me, and she was one of them by a considerable margin!
tueartsboots
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Christ on a bike ! Fuck buddy is used here now, v good website in that name or so I am led to beleive !MCFCinUSA said:here's a 'straight' answer to a humourous thread:
I decided to divorce my first wife (been together nearly 10 years; half of which we were married) after she threatened to deprive me of my liberty.
it's a long story but she was a crazy NYC girl who could act like Inspector Clouseau's manservant and attack me at random intervals. I'd use Ju-jitsu to neutralise her advances and tie her up like a pretzel at times, because she could just completely lose it*. Then one day she threatened to report me for spousal abuse - as three times she'd incurred injuries which were all 'on record' all during incidences when she'd attacked me and I'd just defended myself and have me locked away. I went straight down to the cop shop the next day and made a full report to a female detective as I didn't fancy ending up in jail facing false accusations, and within a month filed my own petition and a short time after that went in front of a judge and got our divorce decree.
it helped that she still loved me, and we had an amicable separation (I moved out the house for a week and she took whatever she wanted before I moved back in) but she didn't speak to me for about a year after that.
the post-divorce coitus came at some point thereafter, and we were involved physically again for a little time after this, on and off, as I became in American parlance 'her fuck buddy' in between other girlfriends.
she was a good kid, but it turned out she had a chemical imbalance, which fortunately she has resolved these days. While she was acting crazy it was like living on the edge of a volcano, instead of resting under the proverbial palm tree.
still, I learnt a great deal from that relationship, and despite her violent outbursts, she remains one of the most selfless women I've ever known.
--
* since I'm about the same size as Ricky Hatton a few of my girlfriends are bigger than me, and she was one of them by a considerable margin!
Kippax.
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d-s-diver said:My missus started a night class in trigonometry. I should have seen the sines!
Seriously though, this is an interesting topic for Bluemoon discussion.
You should have been more worried if she had gone to English class. :-p
Only been married 18 month, there is a worrying trend of these threads atm.
*gulp*
warpig
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Biggsy1 said:When during an argument she smashed my framed picture of the last game at Maine Rd! There are lines you do not cross!
ouch! woman.