When Do I Tell The Wife..

[Northerndave]

That you enjoy wearing her underwear while strutting round the living room when she's out?

 

[goalmole]

That you need a level for Christmas?

That you need A levels for Christmas?

 

[lancs blue]

She will notice its not level , comment and carry on

And the next time he goes to the pub, he'll come back and find it in the bin.

 

[metalblue]

That you need A levels for Christmas?

Life long learning

 

[Lavinda Past]

I don't see the problem here... If it's not hanging up in the kitchen or the bedroom, surely there's no reason for her to see it.

 

[Sky Blue]

You've left her and moved in with Phil Thompson.

 

[Corky]

Quasimodo in a City kit?

 

[kaz7]

Your cushions are different sizes

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Just don't tell her anything then deny everything In a confidant manner. Works everytime

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I don't see the problem here... If it's not hanging up in the kitchen or the bedroom, surely there's no reason for her to see it.

Those carpets don't clean themselves.