When Fergie dies

[markbmcfc]

I dread the day he dies, because the prick contingent of City fan will make the situation look very poorly on us.

I was worried about the munich minutes silence, and we were impeccable that day.

I worry that when Fergie pops we won't be.

 

[Scully]

It makes me chuckle, and I wouldn't get too hung up on it. If you start to analyse every song, and the reasons behind it, then you would end up singing nowt, as somebody, somewhere would be upset / offended.

 

[Helmet Cole]

TBH I realy admire the bloke as a manager, but make no mistake, when he pegs it there will be lashings of jelly and ice-cream in our house along with a bouncy-castle in the garden. There will also be a magician for the kids and plenty of booze for the grown ups. Hopefully it will be a double celebration, as the Elephant man / Robson take over at the swamp.

 

[Nascent Blues]

Having a party... City vs Scum

He's got AIDs and can't get rid of it...City vs Scum

Ohh, I wish it could be Hillsborough everrrrrrrryyy daaaay...Scum vs Dippers

Sit down you paedophile...Scum vs Arse

There's only one Davie Cooper, in his brain they found a tumour...Aberdeen vs Rangers

Could you go a fucking sunbed Tommy Burns?...Rangers vs Celtic

What's that there coming out of your sock, is it an ankle? is it an ankle?...Everyone vs Eduardo

Let's face it, practically every team has songs which are pretty sick and distasteful. However, there is a difference between singing them at a stadium and truly believing and relishing the meaning of such songs.

Everybody knows that these songs are sung to wind up opposing fans - and they work. But to start getting all precious about something which is endemic in our game; about songs which people sing but don't obviously literally mean is a bit of a waste of time in my opinion.

 

[Anonymous]

Right, no doubt I will be called a Rag and all the rest of it

But, does anyone else cringe at the "jelly and ice cream" "bouncy castle" etc songs and comments about taggert

I despise the man myself, but waiting and wishing for his or anyones death just makes me feel a bit sad about it all. He manages our main rivals and obviously he has said things that were designed to belittle us. But hopefully Bob will be make us the dominant force and he will upset a few rags along the way. To borrow a quote "this is football".

So let the rag comments commence, i'm just embarrassed by it a bit

So am I embarrassed by some of the comments about Sir Alex
(yes thats right I said Sir Alex, if its good enough for the queen its good enough for me), here's my take on it for whats its worth, He's a brilliant manager, he loves his team as we all do, he defends his players to the end , even when stevie wonder could see they were wrong ie cantona's one foot in the crowd incident lol, He's a football man through and through and I for one like him (there I said it), in a funny sort of way i think utd's success over the years was a major factor in our takeover by the Abu Dhabi group, they like a challenge and they have one now, after all the dust has settled on derby day we all go home , fans , players and managers and we all have family's that we love, wives , kids and grand kids, when all is said and done its just a sporting rivalry, there are much bigger things to worry about in the world and wishing somebody dead is just the pits.

 

[Mike N]

There's some right soft arses on here. Do some of you lot actually go to matches?

Anyway, back to Shakin Bacon; he has consistently slagged our great club off ever since he joined the scum. He has caused more trouble between our clubs than any other individual involved in Manchester football. He fucking hates us and never misses a chance to try to do us down and take the piss.

Twat of the highest order.

 

[the blue panther]

Right, no doubt I will be called a Rag and all the rest of it

But, does anyone else cringe at the "jelly and ice cream" "bouncy castle" etc songs and comments about taggert

I despise the man myself, but waiting and wishing for his or anyones death just makes me feel a bit sad about it all. He manages our main rivals and obviously he has said things that were designed to belittle us. But hopefully Bob will be make us the dominant force and he will upset a few rags along the way. To borrow a quote "this is football".

So let the rag comments commence, i'm just embarrassed by it a bit

So am I embarrassed by some of the comments about Sir Alex
(yes thats right I said Sir Alex, if its good enough for the queen its good enough for me), here's my take on it for whats its worth, He's a brilliant manager, he loves his team as we all do, he defends his players to the end , even when stevie wonder could see they were wrong ie cantona's one foot in the crowd incident lol, He's a football man through and through and I for one like him (there I said it), in a funny sort of way i think utd's success over the years was a major factor in our takeover by the Abu Dhabi group, they like a challenge and they have one now, after all the dust has settled on derby day we all go home , fans , players and managers and we all have family's that we love, wives , kids and grand kids, when all is said and done its just a sporting rivalry, there are much bigger things to worry about in the world and wishing somebody dead is just the pits.

I hope you've invented a reinforced tin hat - you like alex fergie? just a sporting rivalry? i think there could be a more than a little flak coming your way!

 

[Anonymous]

Right, no doubt I will be called a Rag and all the rest of it

But, does anyone else cringe at the "jelly and ice cream" "bouncy castle" etc songs and comments about taggert

I despise the man myself, but waiting and wishing for his or anyones death just makes me feel a bit sad about it all. He manages our main rivals and obviously he has said things that were designed to belittle us. But hopefully Bob will be make us the dominant force and he will upset a few rags along the way. To borrow a quote "this is football".

So let the rag comments commence, i'm just embarrassed by it a bit

So am I embarrassed by some of the comments about Sir Alex
(yes thats right I said Sir Alex, if its good enough for the queen its good enough for me), here's my take on it for whats its worth, He's a brilliant manager, he loves his team as we all do, he defends his players to the end , even when stevie wonder could see they were wrong ie cantona's one foot in the crowd incident lol, He's a football man through and through and I for one like him (there I said it), in a funny sort of way i think utd's success over the years was a major factor in our takeover by the Abu Dhabi group, they like a challenge and they have one now, after all the dust has settled on derby day we all go home , fans , players and managers and we all have family's that we love, wives , kids and grand kids, when all is said and done its just a sporting rivalry, there are much bigger things to worry about in the world and wishing somebody dead is just the pits.

I hope you've invented a reinforced tin hat - you like alex fergie? just a sporting rivalry? i think there could be a more than a little flak coming your way!

I think you may be right, but I'm not too worried to be honest, it's a forum and it's a point of view, one of the things my middle son is very proud of about me is that I'm fair in my opinions, (and as you may have guessed my middle son is a utd fan)......... oh wait a minute maybe I should have refused to accept custody of him when he was 7 years old because he wasn't a blue or maybe I should have given him less pocket money than the others or just beat the crap out of him, in fact I'm as proud of him for sticking to his guns when the whole rest of the family is blue, poor lad has got so much stick from his uncles over the years, I'll no doubt be labelled everything from a rag to a traitor but who cares, I love football, I love city and I like Sir Alex. for the record I also like Wayne Rooney , and think gary neville is the best defender this country has ever produced.

 

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[El Kun]

I like this thread very much and has taken me to many laughs.