When will City fans be Happy ?

[i kne albert davy]

City fans are no different from any other fans in that they will be happy as a pig in shit when:

They have had a brilliant day out on the lash with all their best mates, which encompassed a very productive trip to the bookies, followed by a propper curry in Rusholme, then arriving home with a silly grin from ear to ear before being treated to some head by a really horny nympho, whilst watching city win and united lose on MOTD, then topping it all off with a really good shit and finally retiring to bed a very happy and satisfied true blue.

yes i remember that night when we beat charlton 5-1 don't think i needed a shit tho.

 

[Skashion]

Some never will be, some already are, for others it won't be until a certain banner in the borough of Trafford is unceremoniously rendered meaningless.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I've always regarded following City as a metaphor for life. A journey of untold misery punctuated by the occasional moment of euphoria. Those moments may increase in frequency and intensity, but we'll still be miserable.

 

[buzzer1]

Not read the whole thread, but S T A N D I N G A R E A S now ffs, i would be a happy blue no matter what division we were in, and pay the same price as i do now if not a little more.

 

[BlueRockape]

Its our god given right being gods own team to whinge

 

[law74]

When will I Be happy?
When we start to play more open and attractive football with a bit of tempo.
When Standing areas are increased (or put in place properly)
When a smoking area - compound is made available so non smokers can go for a piss at half time
When we win something (I am 42 and can only vaguely remember the '76 king of all geordies)
When the rags go bankrupt
When I win the lottery and can tell my boss tht "I RETIRE"
THEN I WILL BE HAPPY.

(Some of this post was written slightly tic)

 

[u2fme2]

when we finally win some thing

 

[yankblue]

what is this "happy" you speak of?

 

[squirtyflower]

we're mancs ffs
we are not supposed to be happy
we live in a grey city
it rains almost constantly
we spawned the likes of joy division

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Forty two years as a fan and I have never been happier. When we win that first Trophy the only thing that changes is that if I die soon after, then I pass on to the next world as a contented man.