When you dissuss your penis size to a bird....

jimharri said:
blue_chili_pepper said:
jimharri said:
blue_chili_pepper said:
the coast is clear! phew!! * wipes brow* now where did i put my chip barm!
Probably not where you wanted to put it!BTW, that chart; er, my friend wants to know if that's the smallest size available!

haha needle dick!!!!!!!!!! ;)
That's not nice. You don't want to see me, sorry, my friend crying, do you?
*whistles nervously*


Jim - maybe your 'friend' needs to invest in one of these little bad boys..

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blue_chili_pepper said:
jimharri said:
blue_chili_pepper said:
tueartsboots said:
Blue_chilli, where is the Barm cake for Jim? Can't mean sorry without one, now can you?


true true, here jim, take this barm cake as a token of my apology
I'd rather the money, if you don't mind BCP!

WHAT!!! a barmcake is worth more then money!!!!!!!
Women aren't impressed by the size of your barm; they prefer a bloke with a big, er, wallet!
 

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