When your head hits the pillow, do you?

[Tanzeylee]

I usually wake up in the morning with bits of rice in my ears up my nose and in my mouth which is kinda strange as I'm often asleep as soon as my head hits the Pilau

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Wife #1 bought me one of these on the weekend:
It better put me to sleep instantly or it's going back.

That looks like the inner sleeve of a Fleshlight, mate; )

 

[Barcon]

That looks like the inner sleeve of a Fleshlight, mate; )

Strangely enough, I thought about throwing it a length when the wife goes into the office ; )

 

[twosips]

How does your missus sleep? Mine goes to sleep anywhere, anytime, whereas it takes me ages and if my sleep is interrupted then that's the night gone for me.

Yeah she's exactly like that. I once put Glasto on on the tele. Arcade Fire were playing. We literally had the TV on full volume as they're one of her favourite bands too. Turned around five mins into the first song and she was sleeping. I couldn't believe anyone could sleep through that much noise...but there you go ha.

 

[Marklr]

Nah...It takes me hours to get to sleep with RLS.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Strangely I sleep quickly even with tinnitus, restless leg syndrome and anxiety. I nearly always wake up early though

 

[Kippaxpete]

Wife #1 bought me one of these on the weekend:
It better put me to sleep instantly or it's going back.

What? A sanitary pad?!

 

[Kippaxpete]

I usually wake up in the morning with bits of rice in my ears up my nose and in my mouth which is kinda strange as I'm often asleep as soon as my head hits the Pilau

I dreamed last night I was eating a huge marshmallow. When I woke up, the pillow was gone.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I usually wake up in the morning with bits of rice in my ears up my nose and in my mouth which is kinda strange as I'm often asleep as soon as my head hits the Pilau

Thought yer were gonna say yer wife had rice crispies in bed!

 

[KS55]

When my head hits the pillow, I dream of City characters. Natalie Pike swims into view, but I fall asleep so quickly, she hasn’t even taken her top off.

 

[Kippaxpete]

When my head hits the pillow, I dream of City characters. Natalie Pike swims into view, but I fall asleep so quickly, she hasn’t even taken her top off.

Would that be this Natalie Pike by any chance?

 

[somapop]

When my head hits the pillow it tends to stay awake until I open my eyes having just lay in purgatory for 7 odd hours.

Discussed this on the sleep thread but I hope to find a solution to really poor sleep sooner rather than later.
Affecting my health now.

 

[flook]

I'm amazed that by page 6 no one has replied with "bite down hard""

 

[Stoned Rose]

Usually spend a load of time overthinking then eventually drop off.

Had a dream last night I was PR37s union rep defending him in work hearing. Woke up incredibly confused.

Rag.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

When my head hits the pillow it tends to stay awake until I open my eyes having just lay in purgatory for 7 odd hours.

Discussed this on the sleep thread but I hope to find a solution to really poor sleep sooner rather than later.
Affecting my health now.

I prescribe you one united season ticket

 

[Kompany Car]

Tend to fall asleep quickly but then wake up at 2 in the morning with my head full of ideas and solutions to problems from the day before.

Weird.

 

[flook]

Tend to fall asleep quickly but then wake up at 2 in the morning with my head full of ideas and solutions to problems from the day before.

Weird.

I call that the "bolt upright in bed moment". Really pisses me off this because I'm off the clock when that happens :/

 

[burning blue soul]

I don't sleep well at all unless I have mind blowing sex beforehand..



.. I don't sleep very well.