Anyone at home. I can just see it now.
TV: Welcome to the FA headquarters for today's Carling Cup fifth round draw, the numbers to look out for are as follows:
1. Arsenal
2. Aston Villa
3. Blackburn
4. Chelsea
5. Manchester City
6. Manchester United
7. Portsmouth
8. Tottenham
enough of the jibba jabba, onto the draw.
Ex player: Number 6......Manchester United....United of course the holders of the Carling Cup
Me: Number 5, number 5, fucking number 5
Ex player: will play......
Me. FUCKING NUMBER FIVE, 5!
Ex player: Number 7......Portsmouth
Me: TWATS! Fucking easy draw again, twats!
Ex player: Next out of the hat.......Number 4.......Chelsea
Me: Not number 5, not number 5, not fucking number 5.
Ex player: Chelsea will play
Me: NOT FUCKING NUMBER FIVE
Ex player: Number 5.....Manchester City
Me: FUCK OFF......FIX