Where is Jason Manford ??

Chairman Wesker said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
bluestevei said:
well he was in birmingham for a do, health and safty awards on thursday

The Health and Safety Awards?

Is there a wilder night on the social calender?

i don't know weather the healt and saftey awards was a joke or not


Sadly not.

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rushts said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
bluestevei said:
well he was in birmingham for a do, health and safty awards on thursday

The Health and Safety Awards?

Is there a wilder night on the social calender?





The Kleneze Golden Mop Awards (or TKGMA) springs to mind.

The sub-category for performance under pressure in an Amsterdam peep show while a trilogy of buxom blondes enjoy a double ended dildo is a particular highlight.
 
citykev28 said:
rushts said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
The Health and Safety Awards?

Is there a wilder night on the social calender?





The Kleneze Golden Mop Awards (or TKGMA) springs to mind.

The sub-category for performance under pressure in an Amsterdam peep show while a trilogy of buxom blondes enjoy a double ended dildo is a particular highlight.

You've got your maths wrong there, kev ;-)
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
citykev28 said:
rushts said:
The Kleneze Golden Mop Awards (or TKGMA) springs to mind.

The sub-category for performance under pressure in an Amsterdam peep show while a trilogy of buxom blondes enjoy a double ended dildo is a particular highlight.

You've got your maths wrong there, kev ;-)
i haven't. the battle for an end is a joy to behold.
 
I annoyed him a while back on here by saying 'Garlic Bread!', I didn't mean anything by it. I was just flexing my 'northern comedian' writing skills in the hope that if his well ever ran dry he'd drop me a line and we could do some work together.

Unfortunately for him I'm now working on American comedy and doing very well for myself. GOD DAMN!
 

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